TV QuotesDatabase
S7 E4

Beavis and Butt-Head · Season 7, Episode 4

“Ding Dong Ditch” quotes from Beavis and Butt-Head

4 quotes

“Ding Dong Ditch” · Season 7, Episode 4

In this episode: Smart Beavis (4), Smart Butt-head (3)

Check it out, this trick rules! It's like we ring the door bell and then we run away.

Yeah yeah, OK.

MAMan at the door

Yeah?

We tricked him.

He's probably like "uhh, there is nobody here. I wonder who did that."

MAMan at the door

Hey, what the hell is wrong with you two. Do that again I'll kick your ass.

Hey Butt-head, did we do that right?

Eeeh, I don't know. Maybe we're supposed to like run away before anyone opens the door. Let's try it again.

Yeah, this is gonna be cool.

So like, this time remember to run away before they come to the door.

Ooi, OK. "before." That was cool!

Yeah! They're gonna be pissed.

Uhhm, nobody is coming out, Butt-head.

Maybe whoever lives there has like a broken leg or something and it takes long time to get to the door.

Yeah, that will be pretty cool!

Yeah!

Hey, Butt-head, let's ring it again!

Eeeh, OK.

Let me ring it.

No way, Beavis. You rang it last time.

No way. You did dill-hole!

Uhh, wait a minute. Uhh, I think we forgot to ring the door bell, Beavis.

Dammit, this is really hard, Butt-head!

Yeah but it's cool once you get it right. Come on.

MAMan at the door

What do you want? What? What are you doin'?

Did you see that? That was pretty cool!

Beavis, you screwed it up again! You're supposed to run before he comes to the door.

No, dammit! I don't know when he's gonna come to the door. This sucks!

Dumbass!

NWNeighbour Woman

Where are you goin'?

NWNeighbour Woman's Husband

The neighbours asked if I pick up their mail while they're away on vacation.

Hey, Beavis. I hope whoever lives here is like taking a dump.

He gotta run to the door.

Dammit, what the hell is taking so long!

Yeah really, let's do it again. What's wrong with these people?

I don't know. They must be stupid.

Are you sure we get it right this time?

Eeh, yeah.

[The family living there just arrives their house.]

FGFamily guy

God, it's good to be back home huh again? What a trip!

Hey Butt-head, they weren't even home.

That sucks!

[Beavis and Butt-head return home.]

Ding dong ditch is hard.

Yeah yeah, that sucks. What a waste of time!

Maybe we were like doing something wrong. We need practice. Hey Beavis, you pretend you're at home, and I'll like do it to you.

Yeah yeah practice.

[Butt-head goes out and rings the door bell.]

Who do that? Hello, dammit! Nobody here, dammit! Bunghole! Ooh yeah, that worked pretty good, yeah.

These quotes come from Wikiquote's Beavis and Butt-Head pages and are available under the Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike License.