Gas station worker: Hey, you punks! Quit jumping on my bells, or I'll give you something to jump about.
Butt-head: Did he say "Quit jumping on my balls?"
Beavis: QUIT JUMPING ON MY BALLS!
Gas station worker: Look, I'll give you this bottle to break out back if stop distracting my customers.
[The two head to the back of the gas station to break the bottle, but they soon see a tyre]

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