WIWoman in store
[to her pregnant friend] Girl, I can't believe you went and got yourself pregnant.
You can get yourself pregnant?! AAAAAAAGGGGGHHHH! [takes pregnancy test from woman] Gimme one of those!
“Pregnant Pause” · Season 5, Episode 29
In this episode: Smart Beavis (4), Smart Butt-head (1)
What's up with you, Beavis? You look like you're pregnant.
AAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!
The chick said it changes colour if your pregnant so, [reads French instructions] Esay la Peesee la Pregwa... Okay [tries sticking the test tube in his belly button] Maybe it goes in here...
[afterwards]
[mutters] It better not change color. [whizzes in pregnancy test tube] It turned yellow! AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!! NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
WOWoman On TV
It couldn't be morning sickness. What about these cravings? Oh my God! I better NOT be PREGNANT!! Jake! Get me some nachos!
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