[Beavis dreams that he's on Kung Fu]
But master, does not the fire needs water too? Does not the mountain needs the storm? Does not your scrotum needs kicking?
“Dream On” · Season 5, Episode 22
In this episode: Smart Beavis (3), Smart Butt-head (2), Butthead (1)
[Butt-head dreams that he's on Star Trek: The Next Generation]
Number 1, I order you to take a Number Two.
Aye-aye, Captain.
[Butt-head dreams he's on The Oprah Winfrey Show, surrounded by women, with the headline "Butt-head: Sleeps With Chicks"]
OOprah
Butt-head, you've slept with over 5,000 women. How do you explain the attraction to you?
Uh...just look at me!
[Butt-head dreams that he is on the Brady Bunch, his face is in a square alongside the three girls]
[chorus] Here's the story of a guy named Butt-head, who was horny for three very lovely girls...
[Beavis' face in a square pops up]
[chorus] Then along came a guy named Beavis, he was horny too.
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