[teaching Beavis and Butt-head how to urinate after they forget how] Okay boys! I'm gonna make this easy! On the count of one, unzip your pants! And one, unzip your pants! [Beavis and Butt-head laugh] On the count of two, take out your penises!
Two's my favorite, heh heh.
And two! On the count of three, start leaking! Three, let's go! LEAK, LEAK, LEAK, LEAK, LEAK!
[Beavis and Butt-head obviously don't urinate]
Okay, you wussies. You're gonna stand right there until you can get it right. And don't come out until you're done. [Buzzcut leaves]
[Beavis and Butt-head continue to laugh]
[Beavis and Butt-head are in a female doctor's office, who is trying to "teach" them how to urinate again while playing music]
DDoctor
Now, just relax. Clear your mind of any thoughts.
What is that? Huh huh huh.
DDoctor
Close your eyes, and imagine you're floating on a river. Let the water take you wherever it wants to. Just relax and go with the flow.
Hey Butt-head. I can feel it.
[We start to hear a dripping sound. Beavis and Butt-head are wetting their pants]
Huh huh huh. And the water's warm. Huh huh huh. Huh huh huh.
[The dripping sound continues, and the doctor looks up from taking her notes, noticing with a shocked look on her face. She drops her notes]
DDoctor
Okay, not here. Stop-stop-stop it! Stop urinating! STOP URINATING!
I forgot how to stop. [A line of wetness moves up Butt-head's shirt]
Yeah, heh heh. Just relax. Go with the flow.
[Beavis and Butt-head continue to urinate, while the doctor continues trying to get them to stop, as she gets up on her desk, obviously because Beavis and Butt-head have been urinating enough to wet the floor of the room]
Huh huh. Urinating's cool.
Hey Butt-head. Do dogs urinate? Heh heh heh.
Beavis, you dillweed. Of course they urinate. Why do you think they lift their leg? Huh huh huh.
[Beavis and Butt-head proceed to lift one of their legs while urinating on a bush. A dog then comes over and urinates on the same bush.]
