Buzzcut: [teaching Beavis and Butt-head how to urinate after they forget how] Okay boys! I'm gonna make this easy! On the count of one, unzip your pants! And one, unzip your pants! [Beavis and Butt-head laugh] On the count of two, take out your penises!
Beavis: Two's my favorite, heh heh.
Buzzcut: And two! On the count of three, start leaking! Three, let's go! LEAK, LEAK, LEAK, LEAK, LEAK!
[Beavis and Butt-head obviously don't urinate]
Butt-head: Huh huh huh.
Buzzcut: Okay, you wussies. You're gonna stand right there until you can get it right. And don't come out until you're done. [Buzzcut leaves]
[Beavis and Butt-head continue to laugh]
Beavis: Two's my favorite, heh heh.
Buzzcut: And two! On the count of three, start leaking! Three, let's go! LEAK, LEAK, LEAK, LEAK, LEAK!
[Beavis and Butt-head obviously don't urinate]
Butt-head: Huh huh huh.
Buzzcut: Okay, you wussies. You're gonna stand right there until you can get it right. And don't come out until you're done. [Buzzcut leaves]
[Beavis and Butt-head continue to laugh]
Buzzcut : [teaching Beavis and Butt-head how to urinate after they forget how] Okay boys! I'm gonna make this easy! On the count of one, unzip your pants! And one, unzip your pants! [Beavis and Butt-head laugh] On the count of two, take out your penises!
Beavis : Two's my favorite, heh heh.
Buzzcut : And two! On the count of three, start leaking! Three, let's go! LEAK, LEAK, LEAK, LEAK, LEAK!
[Beavis and Butt-head obviously don't urinate]
Butt-head : Huh huh huh.
Buzzcut : Okay, you wussies. You're gonna stand right there until you can get it right. And don't come out until you're done. [Buzzcut leaves]
[Beavis and Butt-head continue to laugh]
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