Getting kicked in the nads by a cow sucks!
Uh, That's not a real cow, dude. That's like a deer.
How did you know?
“Cow Tipping” · Season 4, Episode 2
In this episode: Smart Butt-head (3), Smart Beavis (3)
[After mistaking a horse for a cow, they learn to identify cows by 'those fingers next to their butt that you squeeze to get like, milk and stuff']
Heh heh, hey Butt-head, squeeze my finger.
Which one, Beavis? The finger by your butt?
Heh, yeah! Pull that one.
[sings] Old MacDonald had a farm, E...uhh, I? Z? Is there, like, a Q in there?
Yeah, heh heh, [sings] E-I-Q...uhh, Z...M.
Hey Beavis. I heard if you tip a cow over while it's sleeping, cool stuff happens.
Really? Like what?
Uh...it falls over?
Cool! We're there, dude!
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