“Tiësto and Karol G, "Don't Be Shy”
In this episode: Smart Butt-head (3), Smart Beavis (3)
[the video opens with a janitor at a museum putting headphones on]
Being a janitor would kick ass, 'cause like, you could just like, listen to music all night, and then you could just like spank your monkey wherever you want, and then you could clean it up, you know, because you already have the mop. See?
Yeah. It is the perfect crime.
[as a museum display of a Native American behind the janitor comes to life and begins to fist pump]
It was the Native Americans who first invented the fist pump.
[the janitor fist pumps while he watches Egyptian miniature people dancing]
Whoa. What's his other hand doing?
He's doing a different kind of fist pump down there.
Yeah, there's something else dancing down there about the same size.
He's masturbating.
[they both cackle]
Yeah, he sure is. He's not shy about it either.
Nothing wrong with that.
Yeah, I mean, I don't really wanna see it, but you know, no one wants to see me do it either, so go for it. [a picture of Tiësto begins fist pumping] Oh look, Tiësto's spanking his monkey too!
Tiësto. [cackles]
Yeah, you know, if you can't masturbate to your own music, what's the point?
Yeah.
Uh, I think this guy's like not even a janitor at all.
Yeah, he's just a really considerate masturbator, you know? Yeah, he brings a mop with him, you know, and a bucket.
Yeah, at the front of the museum, they were like, "Sir, you're gonna have to leave that mop and bucket outside." And then he's like, "Uh, no, you're gonna thank me."
"You're gonna be glad I did, believe me."
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