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Old Beavis and Old Butt-head in “Tiësto and Karol G, "Don't Be Shy”

[the video opens with a janitor at a museum putting headphones on]

Old Beavis

Being a janitor would kick ass, 'cause like, you could just like, listen to music all night, and then you could just like spank your monkey wherever you want, and then you could clean it up, you know, because you already have the mop. See?

Old Butt-head

Yeah. It is the perfect crime.

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