“Tyler, the Creator, feat. Kali Uchis, "See You Again”
In this episode: Smart Butt-head (3), Smart Beavis (3)
Is this Tyler, the Creator?
Uhhh, yeah.
I mean he's cool and everything, but he kinda needs a better name, you know?
If I was gonna be one of these guys, I would be like, Butt-head, the Scorer.
Yeah, I'd be Beavis, the Mutilator.
You'd be Beavis, the Monkey-spanker.
I guess that has a nice ring to it, I don't know. I mean, it's not my first choice, you know...?
[shot of a lifeboat out at sea]
If I was stranded on a lifeboat with that girl, I'd be like, "Hey baby. You ever do it on a boat with three dudes in raincoats, masturbating?"
"Yeah, make that four."
Dammit, Beavis, you're messing up my flow again.
[shot of Tyler in front of a group of naval officers wearing red uniforms]
What country's army is this?
I think it's like, Europe. Tyler, the Creator's gonna overthrow America.
Yeah yeah, I think he should overthrow America, you know, because um, because he's got a lot of good ideas, and he's not like these other politicians, you know? He tells it like it is, you know? And he's concerned about my tax dollars, and he says all the things that everyone else afraid to say, you know?
[Tyler is dancing atop the officer's heads]
Whoa! He's stepping on the army's heads!
Yeah, yeah, exactly! All these politicians, they don't have the guts to step on people's heads. And all these fat cats in Washington, and these companies in bed with the corporations, and the councils of... representatives... he's in bed with chicks!
Yeah. He'll drain the swamp.
Yeah yeah, then he'll drain the main vein. [Tyler is in a ghost costume] See, he's just like us. He puts on a Charlie Brown ghost outfit, you know... [the costume turns into a swarm of bees] See, now he's turning into bees, you know? Just like us. Like a working man do.
Uhhh, so you'd vote for this guy?
No no no, I'm not gonna vote, no no. That seems like a big hassle, you know? You know I always say, "Don't blame me, I didn't vote."
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