“George Thorogood, "Bad to the Bone”
In this episode: Smart Butt-head (3), Smart Beavis (3)
Hey, Beavis. This song is about a boner.
Oh yeah, yeah. It's about a bad boner, isn't it?
There's no such thing as a bad boner, Beavis.
Oh yeah, yeah. Um...no, wait a minute, Butt-head, I had a bad boner once. That's when I had the chicken pox, and I had my hands duct taped. That sucked.
Oh yeah. I'm sorry. I stand corrected.
Hey, Butt-head. Sometimes when I play pool, like, when nobody's looking, I like to take that blue chalk, and like, like, chalk up the end of my wiener. It's pretty cool!
Yeah! That's cool! Doesn't that, like, hurt, though?
Yeah, but, you know, no pain, no gain.
Hey, check it out, it's one of those magic 8-balls.
Oh yeah, yeah, you like, ask one of those things a question, then you shake it up, and it tells you the answer.
Yeah. We should ask it, "Does this video suck?"
Yeah. "Signs point to yes."
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