[as a museum display of a Native American behind the janitor comes to life and begins to fist pump]
It was the Native Americans who first invented the fist pump.
[the janitor fist pumps while he watches Egyptian miniature people dancing]
Whoa. What's his other hand doing?
He's doing a different kind of fist pump down there.
Yeah, there's something else dancing down there about the same size.
He's masturbating.
[they both cackle]
Yeah, he sure is. He's not shy about it either.
Nothing wrong with that.
Yeah, I mean, I don't really wanna see it, but you know, no one wants to see me do it either, so go for it. [a picture of Tiësto begins fist pumping] Oh look, Tiësto's spanking his monkey too!
Tiësto. [cackles]
Yeah, you know, if you can't masturbate to your own music, what's the point?
Yeah.
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