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Old Butt-head and Old Beavis in “Tiësto and Karol G, "Don't Be Shy”

Old Butt-head

Uh, I think this guy's like not even a janitor at all.

Old Beavis

Yeah, he's just a really considerate masturbator, you know? Yeah, he brings a mop with him, you know, and a bucket.

Old Butt-head

Yeah, at the front of the museum, they were like, "Sir, you're gonna have to leave that mop and bucket outside." And then he's like, "Uh, no, you're gonna thank me."

Old Beavis

"You're gonna be glad I did, believe me."

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