That bear is cool.
It takes a lot more than bears to make a video cool, Beavis.
What if the bear was, like, taking a dump?
Well, that might work.
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In this episode: Smart Beavis (114), Smart Butt-head (108), Butthead (4), Jill Sobule (3)
I wanna dye my hair orange.
Yeah. You'd look good, Butt-head. You should do it.
Stone Temple Pilots, Vasoline
AAH, I DON'T WANNA LOOK AT SOME DUDE'S BUTT! Come on Butt-head, change it.
Come on, Beavis! This song kinda rocks! Besides, later, they show a dog's nads.
Oh. I'll stick around for that.
Dammit, I'm sick of seeing water in videos.
Yeah, but this water's cool because it's like, over by the power plant.
Oh yeah. Remember when we went swimming by the power plant, it's like, all warm and stuff? That was cool.
No it wasn't! Your turds were all orange for a month, and you got those big blisters on your nads.
I know! That's what I'm saying. It was cool.
SWScott Weiland
Flies in the vasoline...
Flies in the Vaseline? That's cool.
Yeah. Remember when we put the fly in the gasoline? It was cool.
Yeah, but um, he didn't say gasoline, Butt-head, he said Vaseline. I think that's like something different.
I know that, dumbass! Dammit Beavis, you always ruin everything.
No I don't! I was just saying he was talking about Vase--look, it's a dog's nads! Is that what you were talking about?
Uh...yeah, I think that was it.
That was cool.
Stranglers, Skin Deep
Why do people make videos?
And why do they have to play this music? Why? Why?
It's like, some dude gets a guitar, and he sucks, then he gets together with other guys who suck.
Yeah. It really sucks. I'm gonna go outside.
Really? How come?
My butt's asleep.
Really? Cool.
Yeah, I'll be back later. [exits]
Okay Beavis. Whoa. Hey Beavis...[turns around]...Uhhhh...oh yeah. [sings along] Better watch out for the skin deep. [yells] Hey Beavis, what are you doing? Uhhh....this sucks. [exits] Hey Beavis, wait up!
Stray Cats, Rock This Town
(man who looks like Weird Al Yankovic appears in video)
(excited) Whoa, Butthead, check it out! It's Weird Al!
Yeah, Weird Al is cool!
(Weird Al lookalike is swing-dancing with an attractive lady)
Cool! He's gonna get some!
Of course he's gonna get some, dumbass, he's Weird Al!
Styx, Too Much Time on My Hands
Uh... [The two laugh dismissively]
What's this?
[An old woman is sitting in a bar]
Hey, look, Beavis! It's your mom.
Where? Where?
Hanging out in bars again.
That's not my mom, Butt-head. That's Grandma.
What is this?
Uh ... is this cable access?
Yeah, I think it is. Cable access sucks!
They should call it cable suckcess.
Beavis Yeah, cable suckcess.
Look at this dork.
Yeah. What a dumbass.
Ooh, sexy. This band sucks.
Yeah, really. Hey Butt-head, didn't these guys play at that wedding we went to?
Yeah. Remember when you kept asking them to play Pantera?
Yeah. That was cool.
Remember when you waited in line to kiss the bride? And you tried to cop a feel?
Oh yeah.
Her dad kicked your ass.
Sugar Ray, Mean Machine
This sounds like "Wipeout".
[half-laughing] I think this is..."Butt-Wipeout". [laughs. Butt-head pretends to laugh]
Check it out, they do this really cool dance coming up here.
Oh, really? Cool. Is that it?
No, that's just hockey.
I think they're singing about a car.
See, that's pretty cool. If I had a really cool car, I'd sing about it too. Like [begins "singing"] My car is really fast!/It kicks a lotta ass!/um...It runs on gas!/I drive it on the grass!/um...
[Sugar Ray do a cheesy synchronized dance in the video]
Uh, there it is, see? Isn't that cool?
What's cool about it?
It's like, they're all doing it together. That's cool.
You think it's cool when dudes dance together, Butt-head?
Uhhhh...damn it Beavis, just shut up!
Hey, Butthead...Would you like to dance? Nananananana!
[Butt-head smacks Beavis]
Sugartooth, Sold My Fortune
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