Check this out, Butt-head. It starts out pretty cool, then it starts rocking more and more. [Hums along with bass line] See?
I get the point, Beavis, now will you shut up so I can hear it?
“S”
In this episode: Smart Beavis (114), Smart Butt-head (108), Butthead (4), Jill Sobule (3)
[singing along] Sold my fo-chun...Hey Butt-head, what's a fo-chun?
I think it's one of those beds that folds into a couch.
Oh yeah, it's one of those things. So like, how come he sold it?
'Cause he probably got like a big bed so he didn't need it anymore.
Oh yeah. Maybe he got tired of people crashing at his house and sleeping on it. So it's like, he sold it, and it's like, he wrote a cool song about it. Sold my fo-chun!
Yeah. And then he had a bunch of fights happen in the video.
Two people are fighting in the video
Yeah come on! You think you're bad, you wanna do something about it? Let's go!
I don't there's anybody on TV you can kick ass on, except for maybe like Urkel.
I don't know, Butt-head. Urkel's pretty big now. He's like 6'7" or something.
Suicidal Tendencies, Institutionalized
CMCyco Miko
Sometimes I try to do things, and it just doesn't work out the way I want it to...
Yeah, yeah! Sometimes I try to do things, and it doesn't work out the ways I want it to, and...
Shut up, Beavis!
CMCyco Miko
...it's like, I concentrate on it real hard, but it just doesn't work out...
Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's like, people always say "Hey Beavis. Beavis, we know you've been having a lot of problems".
Shut up, Beavis!
Yeah, but it's just, I get all frustrated, and I start, like, kicking stuff and burning things, and...
Settle down, Beavis! I feel your pain.
Yeah, me too.
CMCyco Miko
...I'll figure it out myself, but they just keep bugging me...
This dude's under a lot of stress.
[ranting] Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like, people say "Hey Beavis, maybe we can talk about it, you'll feel better". I say "Just leave me alone, and I'll figure it out by myself", and they keep saying "Beavis, Beavis", and like, I don't know what to do...
Come on, shut up, Beavis! About once a year they play something cool, and you have to talk through it.
Oh yeah. This is cool.
Superchunk, Package Thief
Hey Butt-head, is there a chick in this band?
Uhh, well I think that bass player has boobs.
Yeah, that's what I mean.
Well there's boobs, but I can't tell if it's a chick.
Seems like all these bands now have chick bass players
Uhh...wait a minute, that's not a chick. That's a puppet. These are all puppets!
Um...uh, yeah. Hey Butt-head, I have a puppet. Check this out. [high-pitched voice] Hello everybody! We're gonna have fun today!
Damn it Beavis, pull your pants up!
Supergrass, Caught by the Fuzz
Whoa! That looks like that dude from Planet of the Apes.
That movie kicked ass! Remember when they put those naked guys in a cage?
Yeah. Those guys were wussies.
Yeah, yeah, really. I wouldn't take that, if they did that to me, I'd be kickin' monkey ass all over the place.
Yeah. Monkeys.
You know, these guys sound pretty cool, you know, for having a monkey, you know, on guitar. I was thinking, maybe they should get a gorilla to play drums. ‘Cause, you know, you go to the zoo, and they're always playing with themselves, so maybe they could play some drums, I dunno.
Yeah, but Beavis, you play with yourself, and you can't play drums.
No way, Butt-head, I reckon I can play the drums. I could like, go, you know…parum, parum.
Then, I was thinking, also, you know, if you had a monkey on drums, just one more thing about that…if you had a monkey on drums, you know, you could spank him, that's all I wanted to say. [Butt-head laughs]
The Supersuckers, Creepy Jackalope Eye
Is this the Monkees?
They look like butt-monkeys. Is this that episode where they go to the dude ranch?
Uhh, you're thinking of Happy Days, dumbass.
Oh yeah. Heyy, sit on it. Sit on my butt.
That reminds me of this joke. There's this dude and he like, meets this slut in a bar, and they're like, uhh, going back to her place. But then like, he, uhh, can't find his keys. But then he needs like a flashlight, and then he says, "Help me find my keys and we can drive outta here."
Um, heh. I don't get it.
She was a slut.
Oh yeah! [they both chuckle]
Hey Butt-head, is that like, from that City Slickers movie?
Oh yeah. Remember that one part where that guy like, sticks his hand up that cow's butt?
Oh yeah, yeah! And then like, he pulls out a dog, and it's all wet.
Beavis, that wasn't a dog. That was like, uhh, a big rabbit.
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