Butt-head: They should get this guy on that 16 Minutes show instead of that old Mickey Rooney dude they got. He sucks.
Beavis: Check this out, Butt-head. [imitates Andy Rooney] You know what I don't understand? Why is it that every time I pick my nose, it's full again in a few minutes? Funk dat!
Butt-head: You sound just like that buttmunch.
Beavis: Check this out, too. [imitates Andy Rooney again] How come they call it taking a dump and not leaving a dump? I mean after all, you're not really taking it anywhere. Funk dat!
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