DBDale Bozzio
Do you hear me?
[Mocking] Do you hear me?
DBDale Bozzio
Do you care?
Do I care? No!
Yeah, I don't care! Hell, I just don't care about anything!
Moist, Push
“M”
In this episode: Smart Beavis (83), Smart Butt-head (78), Butthead (3)
[The lead singer is tapping the side of his head]
He's thinking.
Oh, I see. It's like, you tap yourself on the side of the head to think. I see. I haven't tried that.
LSLead Singer
(singing in a low voice) A little bit more than I could...ever want, A little bit more than you could...ever say.
This guy pronounces words weird.
Yeah, really. [mocking the singer] A little bit more than you could ever say. [normal voice] Heh, heh, heh. [mocking the singer again] Fade away, fade away. [normal voice] What kind of an accent is that?
Uhh, I think that's the way they talk in like, Wussylvania.
Oh yeah. And I was like thinking he was from California.
[during the guitar solo]
What's that dude's problem?
Uhh, it's like, he's a little too into the music.
Yeah, really. It's kind of embarrassing.
Yeah. The other dudes in the band are probably going "Uh, god, I wish he wouldn't do that".
[the lead singer is grabbing another member by the jaw]
Whoa, what's he doing?
He's like, "come on, come on, open it up, come on, gimme my damn candy bar back, I wasn't done yet, I was saving that for after the video, spit it out!"
That was stupid, Beavis.
I thought it was kinda funny. You know, like, you know...
Beavis, stop trying to be funny.
Monster Magnet, Negasonic Teenage Warhead
Hey Butt-head, I know I talk about turds a lot, but boy, these things really look like turds.
Uhh, I talk a lot about turds too, Beavis. Don't worry about it.
Oh, okay. Poop!
Uranus is cool.
Oh, thanks! My anus is pretty cool.
[Gets ticked off and slaps Beavis on the chin] Damn it, Beavis, shut up! I was talking about the planet!
Whoa! Check it out! A flying Poop-tart! They oughta make that, like poop-tarts, like when they pop out of the toaster, they go POOP!
[seeing some guys in a car drive under a giant woman]
Uhh, stop the car dude!
I just thought of something. You know what would be funny is if while they were driving under that girl like that, y'know, since they have a convertible, it would have been funny if she pooped on them.
Uhh, okay Beavis, that's enough about poop.
Okay. I'll just talk about wee-wee. Tinkle tinkle tinkle!
Morbid Angel, God of Emptiness
Hey, look, it's another one of those heavy metal videos with a naked dude all curled up on the floor.
[the lead singer roars]
Whoa. Was that a bear?
Um, heh. [Beavis imitates the singer] BLEAAAAAHHHHHH!!!! Yeah, I think so.
Hey, check it out, it's that dude from Andy of Mayberry.
Oh yeah. You mean Barney? [imitates Don Knotts] Well, Andy, I'm gonna go over to Mount Pilot and worship Satan.
That doesn't sound like him, Beavis.
Shut up, Butt-head!
Hey Beavis, I just thought of something. Goober spelled backwards is "booger".
Oh yeah. That's cool. So, like, um, what's booger spelled backwards?
Uh, lets see. Uhhh...I dunno.
This is where it starts to get really stupid. [imitates the singer] Bow to me, faithfully...
Bow to me...uh...
Bow to me faithfully.
Bow to me faithfully...
BBBeavis & Butt-head
[in unison] Bow to me faithfully.
Bow to me splendidly...
Bow to me splendidly? What does that mean?
Morphine, Honey White
[a beehive is shown onscreen]
Yeah! [imitates bees humming] Nyayayayayayaya!! Bees are cool. Nyaaayyayayayaya!!
Whoa, check it out! It's Jon Stewart.
Yeah. He's horny.
Yeah. It's like, he's the horniest talk show dude on TV.
Yeah, but it's like, he shouldn't try to be in a band like this.
Yeah, I mean this is okay, you know, it's nothing special though. He should just do his TV show.
Yeah, but you know what he should do? He should get rid of all that other stuff on his show, and just have the whole show be like, him trying to pick up a chick.
Yeah, like he would bring out a chick with big hooters, maybe like this one right here, and he just sits there and tries to score. That would be cool.
Yeah. That would rule!
Dammit. I wish they'd show those bees again. Bees kick ass. [imitates bees humming] Nyayayayaya!! Bees rule!
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