Uhhh, is this 16 and Pregnant?
No no no no. I've seen all of those. Plus she already has a baby, so this is probably, um, Teen Mom season 3! I've seen all of seasons 1 and 2!
She's a lousy mom.
“M”
In this episode: Smart Beavis (83), Smart Butt-head (78), Butthead (3)
Is this Florida?
Uhhh... [monsters and zombie-looking people around] Yup, that's Florida. Florida sucks.
She made this little kid cry just so he could be in this video.
Yeah that's messed up. What kind of parent would let their kid be in this video?!
Yeah! They're like, "Okay son, now there's gonna be some scary monsters, and some creepy people putting their hands on you, but you should be able to handle it because you're like...uh, one and a half."
"Yeah, you're one now! It's time you start pulling your weight around here!"
Milla, Gentlemen Who Fell
This chick looks familiar.
Oh yeah. She was in that movie.
Oh yeah, that movie...it was the second one. The second one of that first one where that dude was choking his chicken on that rock.
[A very brief image of most of Milla's bare butt appears]
OH MY GOD! DID YOU SEE THAT?!
I sure did. And it was cool.
I've never seen anything like that on TV. She was rubbing her butt!
This kicks ass!
AAH, OH MY GOD! SHE'S STARK RAVING NAKED!
Yeah! You could see everything!
Oh boy, this is exciting! This is action-packed!
I like this song.
Whoa, it's Death!
If Death came over to my house, I'd just, like, kick him in the nads and run away.
Death doesn't have nads, Beavis.
I bet his sack, like, shrivelled up like a little raisin.
[shudders] Ugh, that's disgusting, Beavis!
That spider's gonna do her.
No way, really?
Uhh, she's naked again!
Ooh yeah! Whoa, you can see her rump!
Her what?
Her rump!
You mean her butt, Beavis?
No, no, her rump. That's the part off to the side.
It's called a butt, Beavis.
Oh yeah, I'm sorry. I just get tired of saying "butt" sometimes. I thought I'd throw rump in.
Ministry, Just One Fix
[A tornado is shown on screen]
Now we're getting somewhere!
Yeah, yeah! Now we're getting sonewhere.
Even the old dude is cool.
Yeah, yeah!
I like the tornado.
Almost everything in this video is cool.
What do you mean, almost? What else do you want?
Um, well, it would be pretty cool, like, if somebody puked.
[A guy in the video is about to throw up in a sink]
So let it be done. Check it out, Beavis.
AARGHH! That was disgusting!
You asked for it, dude.
Yeah, but I didn't ask for blood in it. That was beyond the limits of good taste.
Kylie Minogue, The Loco-Motion
Whoa! It's Barbie.
They oughta get some dude without a wiener to play Ken.
Why don't you go for it, Beavis?
This chick has more teeth than most people.
Yeah. Bite me!
She looks like that chick in the mall.
Chicken what?
That chick in the mall!
That chicken? What do you mean?
No, asswipe! I'm talking about that chick!
Oh, you mean that chick who works at Chick-fil-A? That chicken place?
What's your problem, Beavis? I'm not talking about chicken! Pull your thumb out of your ear and back into your butt!
Shut up, Butt-Head! You did talk about chicken! You said that chicken mall!
This video is upbeat.
This video makes me want to get up and beat it.
You said "up!"
This makes me feel good.
This video?
No. This! [Changes the channel]
Missing Persons, Words
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