I heard this dude like did this whole song just by like whistling and singing and slapping his butt and stuff.
Whoa! Really? I think I'm gonna try that.
Yeah. So am I. [Slaps Beavis across the face]
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In this episode: Smart Beavis (83), Smart Butt-head (78), Butthead (3)
Don't worry, Beavis, be happy.
Shut up, Butt-head! I'm not worried.
Oh yeah? Does this worry you? [smacks Beavis]
AAH!! I'm gonna play drums on your nads with my foot!
I'd like to see you try, butt-knocker!
Don't call me that, Butt-head! [kicks Butt-head in the testicles]
UUH! I'm gonna play drums on your face, buttknocker!
[The two continuously hit and yell at each other]
Okay, the fight's over! I won.
No you didn't, Butt-head! I won.
Whoa, check it out, it's Mrs. Doubt-FIRE!
Oh yeah.
I don't think that guy's very funny.
Yeah. It's like, he tries to talk really fast, so you won't notice that he's not very funny.
I think he was funny, like, a long time ago, when it was, like, really fast.
Megadeth, Sweating Bullets
Hey Beavis, this guy talks like you.
No way, Butthead. [sounding like Dave Mustaine] He doesn't talk like me.
He sorta talks like you. He just doesn't sound as much of a wuss as you do.
Shut up, Butthead.
[several bodies of Dave Mustaine are being shown in the video]
What's that dude doing back there?
That's Dave Mustaine.
No way, Beavis, that's Dave Mustaine up in front.
No way, Butthead. Dave Mustaine sings better than that.
Yeah. That's like a Dave Mustaine look-alike.
Was this guy raised by wolves?
Yeah. Wolves are cool. If you were like raised by wolves, you could like, go take a leak in the forest, and like, take a dump too. And then you'd like kill sheep and stuff.
You could take a dump in the woods, even if you weren't raised by wolves, dude.
Oh yeah.
Melvins, Hooch
Yes! Yes!
Cool!
This rules, Butt-head, check this out!
BOBuzz Osborne
Los ticka toe rest...
What? I can't understand what he's saying.
What's your problem, dumbass? He's saying, like, um...
BOBuzz Osborne
...sender bright like a penelty...
Done brine like a pelty? Yeah, that's cool.
See, like, right here, he says, uh...
BOBuzz Osborne
Exi-tease my ray day member half lost a beat away...
Um, exit is my raging member, ban on a TV.
These words rule!
Yeah, yeah yeah yeah! Rock!
Hey Butt-head, if they X-rayed your wiener, would they see a bone?
If you had a boner, they would.
Yeah, yeah. That would be cool.
[the band members are submerged in water]
Water is cool.
Yeah. We should go to somebody's pool, and like, go inside it, and like, go underwater, and just rock out! [sings along] Like a stinky photographing on a wire relay in a state of!
Men Without Hats, The Safety Dance
Is this Michael Jackson?
I think it's that bee from that Blind Melon video.
Dammit, I'm sick and tired of seeing crap like this.
That'd be cool, if Robin Hood came and shot these guys with an arrow. Yeah, yeah, YEAH, YEAH YEAH!
Rock on, Beavis!
MWMen Without Hats
We can dance, we can dance...
This butthole keeps saying he can dance, but it's like...he can't dance.
Yeah, they need to go to a Pantera concert to learn how to dance.
They'd get their butts slammed around.
Yeah, they'd get their butts kicked. And if I was there, I'd start kicking that one guy in the nads.
Mercyful Fate, The Bellwitch
Whoa, check it out, it's the Turdburgler!
You mean the Hamburglar, dude.
No, this guy's a Turdburgler.
Oh yeah!
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