Oh man! What is this?
Yeah! This guy really sucks, and I'm not just saying that either!
Where's he going with that magazine?
He's going into the bathroom, and he's taking those guys with him.
“J”
In this episode: Smart Butt-head (23), Smart Beavis (22), Butthead (1)
[Singing off-key] SING US A SONG, YOU'RE THE PIANO MAN!
Jon Spencer Blues Explosion, Dang
All right! A video! Yeah!
I like music videos.
Yeah, because you don't just hear the band, you see 'em too.
This is gonna be cool! I haven't seen a video in a while.
Yeah, yeah! Look, there's like a spaceship and stuff!
Wow!
Yeah, yeah! This is great. This is just great!
I didn't know something could kick this much ass.
Yeah! Oh yeah, that's cool. That's wild.
[Beavis and Butt-head are both laughing hysterically]
Ooh, she's got a bunch of arms...
Yeah!
Wow!
That was cool!
That's unbelievable!
Boy, I haven't seen a video in a while, that is really great!
Hey Butt-head, got any more nutmeg?
I don't think so.
That's okay. That's okay, man. I don't need any.
Jordy, Dur dur d'être bébé
[Beavis and Butt-head are watching a music video with a singing four-and-a-half year old]
Is this kid a foreigner?
No, buttmunch! He's just too young to know how to talk yet.
No way, Butt-head. I knew how to talk, like, right when I was born.
Really? That's pretty cool.
I said, "First, I, like, want something to eat, and then I'm gonna take a dump." It was cool.
Wait a minute, Beavis. I thought you flunked kindergarten because you didn't know how to talk.
Oh, you mean, like, talking out loud? That's a whole 'nother story, Butt-head.
Journey, Separate Ways
Whoa! Is this The Partridge Family?
Um...yeah!
I think this is Barry Manilow.
This isn't Barry Manilow. He's blonde haired like me.
Yeah, and he sucks like you too.
Yeah. I mean, no. Buttmunch.
Uh...uhhhhh...boy, this is horrible.
Yeah! And it sucks too.
Yeah! This video, like, like if it was a turd, it would like, be like the same thing.
Yeah. At least if this video was a turd, it would like...be kind of cool.
Yeah, this guy sucks! And then this guy! Just look at him!
Yeah, yeah! Yeah. What a dork!
Judas Priest, Painkiller
RHRob Halford
FASTER THAN A BULLET!!!! TERRIFYING SCREAM!!!!!
[does an exaggerated impersonation of Rob Halford]
Hey! I feel like killing myself! I feel like killing you!
They're guilty. See you in hell, Rob Hellford! This dude is old.
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