[Beavis and Butt-head are watching a music video with a singing four-and-a-half year old]
Beavis: Is this kid a foreigner?
Butt-head: No, buttmunch! He's just too young to know how to talk yet.
Beavis: No way, Butt-head. I knew how to talk, like, right when I was born.
Butt-head: Really? That's pretty cool.
Beavis: I said, "First, I, like, want something to eat, and then I'm gonna take a dump." It was cool.
Butt-head: Wait a minute, Beavis. I thought you flunked kindergarten because you didn't know how to talk.
Beavis: Oh, you mean, like, talking out loud? That's a whole 'nother story, Butt-head.
Journey, Separate Ways

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