I think this is, like, a love song.
Yeah. It is a love song so divine.
“C”
In this episode: Smart Beavis (69), Smart Butt-head (65), Butthead (3), Johnny Cash (1)
Did you see that guy?
Yeah, really.
Must be his first concert.
His mom's waiting outside in the stationwagon.
She said, "Okay, now what time's the concert gonna be over?"
What a wuss!
Julee Cruise, Rockin' Back Inside My Heart
Oh no. Is this The Eurythmics?
[laughs] You said, um...you said, uh...eur...uh...you said something...eur...uh, urine?
No, Beavis. I said is this The Eurythmics?
Yeah, I know, but it sounds kinda funny because it sounds like eur...uh, sounds kinda urine-y. There's something there.
Shut up.
[Julee is singing from an open trunk]
Come on, shut the truck. SHUT IT!
Yeah! This reminds me of that part in Goodfellas where they have that guy in the trunk. That movie was funny.
Remember that one part where he goes "What do you mean I'm funny? What do you mean? Funny looking, what are you talking about? Funny, what, am I here to amuse you? Am I hear for your entertainment? What are you talking about? No! You said I was funny!" Pretty good, huh?
Yeah, then that guy wussed out. Remember that time you were doing it to McVicker?
That didn't work out to well, Butt-head.
Yeah. You wussed out too.
The Cult, Lil' Devil
If I ever get my own car, I think I'm gonna get a truck.
Yeah, a truck with a big engine that goes "AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!"
Yeah. And one that's razed up thirty feet above the ground. Then I'd, like, drive around town crushing stuff.
Yeah, you could get one with one of those musical horns, and when you beep the horn, it goes, [imitates the Iron Man riff] "Dun-dun-da-dun-dun! Dunna-nana-nana-dun-duh-dun-duh!"
That would be cool.
Then all the chicks would go out with you.
If they didn't, we'd like, run over their cars.
The Cure, Caterpillar
Hey Butt-head, I think I saw these guys at Chuck E. Cheese's
Oh yeah! They sucked.
I kept banging on the glass and saying "STOP IT! STOP IT! STOP IT!"
Oh yeah, then you got your butt kicked.
Oh yeah, yeah. That was cool.
How come this guy won't look at the camera?
Yeah, yeah, come on! Look at the camera!
Yeah! That pisses me off.
Yeah! It's like, when you try to get a cat to look at itself in the mirror, and it's like, it won't look at itself, it like, looks up and down and everything, you say LOOK AT YOURSELF! LOOK AT YOURSELF! NOW, NOW! And it's like, it just won't do it.
(Imitating Robert Smith) Peter Piper picked a pickle of peckled peppers! Peter Piper Picked a pickled pecker!
How come this guy always has to like, sing like, [wails] uhuuuhuuuuuuhhhhhh!
His lipstick's on crooked.
Yeah, he didn't do a very good job.
[Wails in imitation again] Uhuuuhuuuuuuhhhhhh!
If he didn't do that, it's like, he'd be better.
Yeah. Or like, if he didn't have the makeup and he didn't sing like that, then he'd be pretty cool.
Yeah, he can keep the caterpillars too. That'd be pretty cool.
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