Ugh! Is this a joke?
Yeah. I think this is supposed to be funny.
“D”
In this episode: Smart Butt-head (45), Smart Beavis (45)
[commenting on a small boy running]
Hey, check it out, it's Jeremy.
He's still running. How come Jeremy's always hanging out in the woods?
Uh, I don't know.
[mocking the singer] YYEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!
I think I saw this dude in Burger World, once.
Yeah. [screaming] I'D LIKE TWO TACOS, PLEEEEEEAAAAAAAASSSEEE!!!! AND A SMALL ORDER OF FRIIIIIIIEEEESSSSS!!! TO GOOOOOOOO!!!!!
That was pretty good, Beavis. You suck almost as much as this dude.
Look at this guy. Did I mention that this sucks?
Yeah, but it's like, you know, it can't hurt to say it again.
Danzig, Cantspeak
[round, steel balls are shown dropping]
"Plop". "Plop".
"Plop, plop!"
This must be, like, some kind of toilet of the future.
Yeah, it's like, they use kitty litter.
Yeah, I'm a water man, myself.
I like to take a dump in the kitty box sometimes. And then, like, the cat comes and buries it for you.
Whoa, this looks pretty cool!
Yeah, "The electrified forcefield has created the perfect being!" In the future, it's like, all turds will be perfectly round.
Yeah yeah, and they will go "plop!"
It's like, I haven't seen Danzig on TV in awhile.
Yeah yeah, he's been hiding out so that I can't find him and kick his ass.
Yeah, right! I'd like to see you try to kick Danzig's ass!
Oh yeah. It'd probably be pretty close now, 'cause like, all that sand stuff down there, that's probably like that "pearl formula weight gain" powder stuff. He's tryin' to like, bulk up for a fight!
You're a butt-monkey, Beavis!
Eh, I'm gonna kick his ass, yeah!
Whoa, check out his eyes.
Uhhh, you want black eyes like that?
Yeah, yeah, I think it would be cool!
Okay. [starts smacking Beavis repeatedly]
Um, heh, one thing about this video though, that's really cool and everything, but then it just stops! Like, just, out of nowhere.
Uh-[the video ends]
Danzig, Mother
These guys are pretty cool, but, this lead singer looks like Patrick Swayze and he like-
Shut up, Beavis, these guys are cool!
Danzig, Mother '93
Hey Butt-head, doesn't this song have another video?
Yeah, this song is so good they had to do it twice.
I heard this dude could bench press, like, 140.
Whoa! That's pretty good. Maybe he'll be in the 200 Club someday.
[Danzig shakes around while singing]
Settle down, Danzig! I wonder what this guy does, like, when he's not doing this?
I bet he just scores with chicks, and then just, like, fights alot.
Yeah. I wonder who would win in a fight between Danzig, and uhhhhhhhhh....
Uh, Geraldo?
No.
Um, eh, Danny Bonaduce?
Yeah! Bonaduce would kick ass!
What's he doing? He was, like, shaking his hips back and forth like a little wussy.
Yeah. That little dance isn't very cool.
deadmau5 feat. Rob Swire, Ghosts 'n' Stuff
Uh... is that deadmau5?
Oh yeah. He looks like Eminem without his mouse helmet.
Yeah, really.
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