["The Chief" kicks through a steel gate]
YEAH!!! Check this part out. Yeah, they're gonna kick some ass now!
Beavis, you said you were gonna shut up.
Oh sorry. I'm just gonna shut up and listen. [Cochese kicks a concrete wall] Yeah, yeah, kick it!
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In this episode: Smart Beavis (86), Smart Butt-head (85)
[Cochese climbs up a tall building, then it cuts to a man carrying groceries]
Now see, this guy's going up on the roof, and this guy doesn't know what's gonna happen, so when they go in, when he goes into his apartment, they're gonna beat the living crap out of him! Check out.
Dammit Beavis, I told you to shut up!
Okay, okay! I'm not gonna say anything! I'm just gonna be quiet. I'm just gonna be quiet for a while.
[two of the cops are dressed as a chef and a bellhop]
Whoa, check this out! See, he's coming in, he's delivering room service...
[interrupting] Dammit Beavis! [slaps Beavis]
Oh, sorry. Yeah, I forgot. Yeah, this is exciting! Yeah, yeah.
[ MCA, in costume, exits a hotel, a caption reads "guest starring Sir Stewart Wallace as himself"]
Now that's Stewart Wallace, see? Sir Stewart Wallace, he plays himself. This is gonna be cool when the video finally comes out.
Uhh, what are you talking about, Beavis?
You know, when the real video finally comes out?
This is the video, dumbass.
No way! That's cool.
[ DJ Hurricane appears in the video, a caption reads "Fred Kelly as Bunny"]
Hey Butt-head, see, there's Fred Kelly, he plays Bunny.
Yeah.
[MCA appears once again, but as a different character, a caption reads "starring Nathan Wind as Cochese"]
Yeah, yeah, it's Nathan Wind, see? It's Cochese!
Cochese is cool.
Yeah, Cochese kicks ass!
[ Ad-Rock appears in the video, a caption reads "Vic Colfari as Bobby, 'The Rookie'"]
That's "the Rookie", see? See Cochese back there?
Uh-huh.
See, the Rookie, he's got a really short fuse.
Oh yeah.
It's like, he's pretty good, but it's like, he's got a bad temper, and so like, Cochese has to calm him down sometimes.
Cool.
Beck, Pay No Mind
Whoa, what's that noise?
It's Satan, dumbass. [imitates warbled tape]
Yeah, heh, that's cool.
BBeck
Tonight the city is full of morgues...
Tonight, the city's full of whores?
I wish our city was full of whores. That'd be pretty cool.
Uh...yeah, I guess that would be pretty cool.
[Beck is wearing a shirt that says "Rock Me"]
Check it out Beavis, his shirt says "Kick me".
Maybe someone will kick him in the nads.
That would be cool.
Yeah, kick him.
Who is this fartknocker, anyway?
He's like, one of those dudes from the gifted class.
Those guys always, like, write words like this.
Yeah, really. "The sails climb high in the garbage pail sky." That's stupid.
How come people in the gifted class are always stupid?
Uhh...hmm. I dunno.
[seeing a policeman run into a house]
Ten Six Niner, Ten Six Niner, we got whores in the city! We need back up now! Come on!
Bee Gees, Jive Talkin'
Whoa! Is this the Black Crowes?
Yeah!
Wait a minute, this isn't Black Crowes. This is cool.
Yeah, yeah! These guys are cool!
Hey Beavis, who are these guys?
Uhhhhh, ummmm, I think they just went on tour with Anthrax and White Zombie.
Oh yeah. They're cool.
Biohazard, Tales From the Hard Side
ESEvan Seinfeld
Tales from the hard side!
Tales from the hard side? Is that like, stories about stiffies?
Yeah, it's like, once upon a time, I had a stiffy, and I lived happily ever after, and that's my tale from the hard side. Thank you, I'm Beavis. Good night.
If I had a story for every stiffy I ever had, I'd have uh...several stories.
Yeah yeah, me too.
Hey Butt-head, it's like, these guys jump around and stuff like they're rapping, but this isn't rap music! It's metal!
So what, Beavis? You just don't have any like, uh...imagination.
Um...I know. I don't want any either. Imagination sucks! It hurts when I use my imagination.
Okay.
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