Evan Seinfeld: Tales from the hard side!
Butt-head: Tales from the hard side? Is that like, stories about stiffies?
Beavis: Yeah, it's like, once upon a time, I had a stiffy, and I lived happily ever after, and that's my tale from the hard side. Thank you, I'm Beavis. Good night.
Butt-head: If I had a story for every stiffy I ever had, I'd have uh...several stories.
Beavis: Yeah yeah, me too.

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