[at a hardware store]
Uh, excuse me? Could you tell me where the hoes are?
SAStore Associate
Same place they were last week. Aisle five.
“Bounty Hunters” · Season 8, Episode 16
In this episode: Smart Butt-head (3), Smart Beavis (2)
[both Beavis and Butt-head have equipment for bounty-hunting and arrive at a post office]
Dog was cool.
Yeah. He's really down to Earth in person, you know?
Well, there's the pictures of the criminals. We need to kick their asses and haul them downtown. [eyeing portraits of the governor, postmaster general, and president Barack Obama] Look at them.
Real scum of the earth.
[grabs Obama's portrait and looks to a postal worker] Uh, excuse me, sir. Have you seen this man?
Any information can help, sir. You can like, remain anmonymous, too.
PWPostal Worker
Yeah, he's in Europe right now for a summit. [leaves]
Damn it, Europe's like way over in Russia or something.
[approaching Clifton Karate School] This is the place, Beavis.
This is a pretty crappy school.
Yeah, really. No wonder these kids joined a gang.
Yeah, so young. They had their whole lives ahead of them, you know? But we still have a job to do.
Yeah. A job to kick their asses. You ready, brah?
Yeah, shouldn't we pray? Dog always prays before they chase a skip.
Uh, oh yeah. Okay. [they bow their heads] Uh, God is great, God is good, and we thank him for our food. Okay, let's roll Beavis.
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