Batman quotes from Batman: The Brave and the Bold

Batman

Sherlock Holmes, I presume?

How did you deduce my identity so quickly?

Batman

The hat.

Batman

How did you track me here?

Booster Gold

In the 25th century, the Batcave's a historical attraction. With a roller coaster. In 400 years or so, I'm gonna hurk right up there.

Cowards! Step forth, and submit to my genius!

Holy delusion of grandeur, Batman. I think Quilt is a few colors short of a rainbow!

Batman

He needs to be taught to stay between the lines.

Batman

Well done, old chum.

Thanks. I'm glad you finally have faith I can do things on my own.

Batman

I've always had faith in you, Robin. That's why I trusted you to work the streets of Bludhaven solo.

Well, I learned from the best.

Batman

You're not from around here, are you?

Bat-Mite

I'm from the fifth dimension. Beings from my realm have powers that you 3-Ds take for magical.

Batman

A friend of mine in Metropolis told me about menaces like you.

Bat-Mite

I'm not a menace. You're my hero!

Batman

Green Arrow's going to love this.

Batman

There's a difference between justice and revenge.

The difference is that revenge is more efficient.

Batman

The difference is morality.

Morality?! I am above human morality!

Batman

Listen, strength comes in numbers. We can survive this if we work together.

Yeah? The guy in the last battle said the same thing.

Batman

How'd that work out for him?

Ask him yourself. (points out a pile of broken armor)

Batman

...right.

Pretty good tandem escape, eh, honey?

You know what would be a real miracle? If you finally clean out the garage.

Batman

Guess there's one trap you can't escape form.

This beacon will allow the time ray to find you in the time stream and return you to the present.

Batman

In other words, don't lose it.

Batman

Destroying one city doesn't make up for the destruction of another, Equinox.

The universe requires equilibrium. Without it, everything deteriorates into chaos. You of all people should appreciate my efforts. You maintain equal parts of dark and light. It's what makes you such a formidable opponent.

Dr. Fate

Will you hear our pleas?

Batman

Listen. We've got major problems!

There's more than a little chaos in this one, Nabu. I like him.

Dr. Fate

With your permission, I'll borrow all your powers and skills, in the faint hope that combined into a single hero, they may give one of us the necessary edge to defeat Equinox.

Plastic Man

So who gets the powers?

A battle royale against insurmountable odds? A clash of titans? My friends, the choice is clear.

Batman

Fate gets the powers. Only he has the discipline to control such a force.

I was... going to say that.

Black Canary

Since the day's been saved, what do you say we grab a bite?

Batman

Sorry. Crime doesn't take dinner breaks and neither do I.

Batman

Woozy.

Woozy Winks

No, Bats, I'm fine, thanks to you.

Batman

No, I meant you're Woozy.

Woozy Winks

No, really, never been better.

Batman

[thinking] Sidekicks.

Holy moly! I hear they have a complete Triceratops skeleton!

[pushing past him] Oh, grow up! [approaches a diamond on display] The Star of Bialya. Now that will buy a lot of chemistry sets...

Batman

[grabs him] Sorry, Desmond - I've giving you detention.

Where's my mommy?! The scary man is hurting me!

Batman

[puts him down] You may have fooled these citizens, Desmond, but I've had my eye on you since you pilfered those chemicals from S.T.A.R. Labs.

Those chemicals will give me the brawn to match my brain. [takes out a formula in a test tube] And what better time than now to finally test them out?

Batman

No, Desmond! You don't know the side effects!

Now Blockbuster is strongest! And Blockbuster no like Bat-head! [punches Batman aside, and returns to the diamond] Ooh, pretty sparkly rock...