Woozy Winks quotes from Batman: The Brave and the Bold

Plastic Man

Do you swear allegiance to the side of goodness and right?

Woozy Winks

I do.

Plastic Man

Will you strike terror into cowardly and superstitious criminals everywhere?

Woozy Winks

I will.

Plastic Man

Will you pit your prodigious strength and keen intellect against the forces of darkness as my crime-fighting apprentice?

Woozy Winks

Sure, Plas, whatever you say.

Plastic Man

In that case, Woozy Winks, by the power I've invested in me, I make you my duly deputized sidekick.

Batman

Woozy.

Woozy Winks

No, Bats, I'm fine, thanks to you.

Batman

No, I meant you're Woozy.

Woozy Winks

No, really, never been better.

Batman

[thinking] Sidekicks.

Ben Franklin was a fraud! What did this so-called great man ever give us?

Woozy Winks

Bifocals.

Plastic Man

The Franklin Stove.

Daylight savings time.

Never mind! The only thing that matters is tonight, I will have my vengeance! Those years in jail kept me from achieving my own greatness, but when people hear how I used a kite for my fiendish revenge, I'll be the most famous kite-related person in history!