Batman quotes from Batman: The Brave and the Bold

Leave him alone, you big bully!

Huh? Puny Billy Batson?! [grabs him] Any last words, kid?

Just one: Shazam! [changes into Captain Marvel]

Huh? Where kid go?

I'll look into that. Right after I do this. [punches Blockbuster several times, defeating him]

Batman

[shakes his hand] Nice work, Captain Marvel.

You too, Batman. I've always wanted to work wi-- Holy moly, the Triceratops! Sorry, Batman, I don't wanna miss the dinosaurs.

Batman

The jig's up, False-Face. You'll find behind prison bars that the truth hurts. Excellent detective work, old chum.

Don't patronize me... old chum.

You sure you know how to work that gizmo?

Batman

Yes. I built it.

You need to compress the radius after each ping.

Batman

Thank you. I know.

Let me get in there. I can do it faster.

Batman

(to himself) Some things never change.

Batman

This time, pirates, you walk the plank... right into prison.

This will make quite a chapter in my new memoir: "20,000 Victories Under the Sea". What do you think?

Batman

I'll wait for the movie.

Batman

These so-called scientists never wanted to make the world a better place.

Sure we did--a better place for us!

So the nuclear blast at the lab that joined Jason and Ronnie into one being also evidently separated us into three parts, representing the three broad elements of our personality. I am the logical and empirical aspect.

Ronnie Raymond

(within Jason's mind) Geek.

Jason Rusch

Quiet.

"Physical" Batman is the embodiment of our strength.

Ronnie Raymond

Bully.

Jason Rusch

I'm not kidding!

(to "Slacker" Batman) And you represent the, uh...

I'm what's left without all that "heavy personal baggage" and "science nerd" stuff. Groovy...

Ronnie Raymond

In other words, slacker.

Jason Rusch

SHUT UP, COACH! (gets looks from the Batmen) Oh, sorry. Private fight.

He cannot be a part of me! BATMAN DOES NOT EAT NACHOS!

With this power, Double X will be unstoppable.

The only Double Xs you're gonna see are the ones I'm gonna put over your eyes!

The Batmen. You'll be the perfect test for my new power.

What? No one said anything about a test.

Congratulations, lad! All of Atlantis shall know of your heroics. And I shall call this adventure--

Aqualad

"The Time Aqualad Finally Got Some Well-Deserved Credit"?

Um... okay.

Green Arrow

Hey, listen, kid, I'm sorry about all the lousy stuff I made you do. Guess I've been a little out of line.

Speedy

Ah, Jeepers, Arrow, you haven't been out of line... you've been a jerk.

Batman

Aqualad, Speedy - where's Robin?

(in his new costume) Robin's left the building. You've trained me well, Batman, but from now on, I make my own decisions, call my own shots. And my new name is--

Batman

Nightwing.

Hey-- Actually, that's not bad. Thanks!

Batman

Rohtul, you maniac!

Correction, Batman--brilliant maniac!

Captain Sivana

You're no match for my mojo, Bat-Boob!

Batman

You may have a mortal like me beat, but you'll never be as all-powerful as the wizard Shamaz.

Captain Sivana

Bat-brained idiot! It's Shazam. Shazam! Shazam! Oh, no! Wait! (transforms into a mortal)

Batman

Joe Chill. You are the slinking coward who murdered Thomas and Martha Wayne.

That was a lifetime ago.

Batman

Yes. My lifetime! You took them without mercy or regret and in cold blood, Chill!

H--how do you know this? How could you possibly-

Batman

I know because I watched it happen! I know because I am the son of the man you murdered! I am Bruce Wayne!

He is beaten. Let your devotion to justice temper your rage.

Spectre

He took your parents. Ruined your life. Become what you have trained to be: an agent of Vengeance. He knows who you are. If this man lives, Batman dies.

Batman

Batman may die, but Bruce Wayne? Never.

Spectre

Hmm, typical. You know, my way is easier.

Batman

But my way is just.

Well, hello there. I don't believe we've had the pleasure. I'm Chimp. Detective Chimp.

B'wany, combine him with something, so we can escape.

I'd rather he combine you and I, my dear. We'd make quite the couple, don't you think? (chuckles)

Charming, but moot. B'wany's powers don't work on humans.

Batman

(notices a bee) Then use this.

Combine my superior genetics with a bee? Are you mad, man? I vociferously protest! I... (B'wana Beast combines him with the bee) When I get back, I'm going to sting you.

Booster Gold

No thanks necessary. It's just a great feeling to know that, when Batman needs help, Booster Gold's at the top of his speed-dial.

Batman

You weren't the first one I called.

Booster Gold

Number two's not bad.

Batman

You weren't the second, either.

Booster Gold

As long as you called.

Skeets

You called him, sir.

Batman

I think you know the way out.

Skeets

We should go before he sics the dog on us again.