Plastic Man quotes from Batman: The Brave and the Bold

Plastic Man

Are you seeing what I'm seeing? Because I'm seeing gorillas riding pterodactyls, with harpoon guns, stealing a boat.

Batman

It's Gorilla Grodd.

Plastic Man

It's messed up is what it is.

Plastic Man

Those chemicals turned me into the freak I am today. The only reason you ever help me is because you feel guilty.

Batman

There are no happy endings to a life of crime, O'Brien. You made your choice. It's up to you to make the best of it.

Dr. Fate

With your permission, I'll borrow all your powers and skills, in the faint hope that combined into a single hero, they may give one of us the necessary edge to defeat Equinox.

Plastic Man

So who gets the powers?

A battle royale against insurmountable odds? A clash of titans? My friends, the choice is clear.

Batman

Fate gets the powers. Only he has the discipline to control such a force.

I was... going to say that.

Plastic Man

Do you swear allegiance to the side of goodness and right?

Woozy Winks

I do.

Plastic Man

Will you strike terror into cowardly and superstitious criminals everywhere?

Woozy Winks

I will.

Plastic Man

Will you pit your prodigious strength and keen intellect against the forces of darkness as my crime-fighting apprentice?

Woozy Winks

Sure, Plas, whatever you say.

Plastic Man

In that case, Woozy Winks, by the power I've invested in me, I make you my duly deputized sidekick.

Ben Franklin was a fraud! What did this so-called great man ever give us?

Woozy Winks

Bifocals.

Plastic Man

The Franklin Stove.

Daylight savings time.

Never mind! The only thing that matters is tonight, I will have my vengeance! Those years in jail kept me from achieving my own greatness, but when people hear how I used a kite for my fiendish revenge, I'll be the most famous kite-related person in history!

Batman

Thanks for the assist, O'Brian. We can't let these hoodlums disrupt Election Day.

Plastic Man

So that's why there are all of those flags everywhere. I just figured today was the Fourth of July or something.

Batman

It's January.

Plastic Man

I know. That's why it seemed so weird to me.

Plastic Man

They were freedom fighters! And you can be, too.

But we would be facing impossible odds.

Plastic Man

Did that stop Abraham Lincoln when he was outnumbered by the Redcoats on the D-Day? No. And when John Paul Jones and Ringo ran out of tea in Boston, did that stop them from throwing their party? Of course not. Yes, my friends. I, like George Jefferson before me, cannot tell a lie. Help me, and together we shall let freedom ring.