Aquaman quotes from Batman: The Brave and the Bold

I shall call this adventure, "The Time the C-List Heroes Barely Helped Save the Day".

And that's how I recovered the stolen statue. I call that "The Mystery of the Stolen Statue". "The Secret of the Mechanical Sea Monster". "Coral Reef Rescue". And the time I wore an eye patch to infiltrate a crew if pirates, I call that…

Batman

"Aquaman's Undercover Adventure".

No. "The Time I Wore an Eye Patch to Infiltrate a Crew of Pirates". What you said is good, too.

Outrageous! I knew you had a hero inside you looking for a way out.

It was easy. Every time I smashed the machine, I just imagined it was your face.

Oh. Well. Good job.

But how small are we?

About 15 microns. Small enough to slip between Batman's cells without damage. And uhh, that's Batman's cilia you're hanging from.

Cilia and sillier!

As we travel through the villi, the CP4 barium sonar wave will indicate any monoclinic phylosilicates in our vicinity.

English, man, English!

Uhh, this little doohickey beeps when the cooties are near.

Ahh, I... cooties, yes.

Welcome, Aquaman. If the most brilliant strategist on Earth sees fit to bring you to Rann in our hour of need, you'll doubtless prove an invaluable ally.

Oh, how I wish that were true.

Batman

He's not feeling well.

How's your aim, Batman?

Batman

Impeccable.

We'll see about that. Ha ha ha ha ha ha. And you. Are you willing to face impossible odds to save the woman you love?

Of course.

Good answer.

Dr. Fate

With your permission, I'll borrow all your powers and skills, in the faint hope that combined into a single hero, they may give one of us the necessary edge to defeat Equinox.

Plastic Man

So who gets the powers?

A battle royale against insurmountable odds? A clash of titans? My friends, the choice is clear.

Batman

Fate gets the powers. Only he has the discipline to control such a force.

I was... going to say that.

Why are we going to Gotham?

Because, my precious coral, Gotham City is one of the continent's oldest and most historic surface settlements. It's a center of world art, culture, and commerce. (gunshots in the distance) Windows up!

You're here to see Batman, aren't you?

What? Is this where Batman lives? I had no idea.

Batman

This time, pirates, you walk the plank... right into prison.

This will make quite a chapter in my new memoir: "20,000 Victories Under the Sea". What do you think?

Batman

I'll wait for the movie.

Congratulations, lad! All of Atlantis shall know of your heroics. And I shall call this adventure--

Aqualad

"The Time Aqualad Finally Got Some Well-Deserved Credit"?

Um... okay.

Green Arrow

Hey, listen, kid, I'm sorry about all the lousy stuff I made you do. Guess I've been a little out of line.

Speedy

Ah, Jeepers, Arrow, you haven't been out of line... you've been a jerk.

Batman

Aqualad, Speedy - where's Robin?

(in his new costume) Robin's left the building. You've trained me well, Batman, but from now on, I make my own decisions, call my own shots. And my new name is--

Batman

Nightwing.

Hey-- Actually, that's not bad. Thanks!

I thought you said help was on the way?

Batman

It is. We just need to hold off Bug-Eyed Bandit a little longer.

Well, I hope you called the most intelligent, quick-witted hero you could find.

Sorry I'm late, old chums.

We're doomed.

Martian Manhunter

Now this is our training room. I'm reminded of the time when... Big Blue himself challenged me to an arm-wrestling competition here. Of course, my compatriots warned me that this would surely be a losing battle, but I brought something more than brute force to the table. I brought physics. Well, the day approached, and--

By Neptune's trident, you do not know how to tell a story!

Sorry. I sometimes tend to... prattle on. Cookie, anyone?

Batman

Boom Tubes. Dimensional portals used by the forces of Apokolips.

Then adventure calls.

Let's get down there so you punks can see a real hero in action.

Ice

The Greeks must be stopped!

Booster Gold

Got to text my publicist. Skeets! How many p's in "impending"?

Skeets

One, sir.

Fire

Is this suit too short for world-saving?

Blue Beetle

Umm, I wonder if it's short enough?

Martian Manhunter

And what's bothering you, Booster?

Booster Gold

For your information, I had to send Skeets to cancel my much-anticipated appearance on The Jack Ryder Show tonight. Who's gonna push my brand-new line of Booster Gold menswear. Now you could definitely use a hipper look. Here's a coupon for 15% off at all participating stores.

Martian Manhunter

Thank you, but I'll pass.

Fifteen percent off, you say? By Poseidon, those savings are outrageous!