Bat-Mite quotes from Batman: The Brave and the Bold

Bat-Mite

Scooby-Doo, Batman, and Weird Al. It's the holy trinity of pop culture!

Batman

You're not from around here, are you?

Bat-Mite

I'm from the fifth dimension. Beings from my realm have powers that you 3-Ds take for magical.

Batman

A friend of mine in Metropolis told me about menaces like you.

Bat-Mite

I'm not a menace. You're my hero!

Batman

Green Arrow's going to love this.

Bat-Mite

Yes, you've got a question?

I always felt Batman was best suited to the role of gritty urban crime detective, but now you guys have got him up against Santas, and Easter bunnies? I'm sorry, but that's not my Batman!

(hands Bat-Mite a piece of paper) Here, read this.

Bat-Mite

Batman's rich history allows him to be interpreted in a multitude of ways. To be sure, this is a lighter incarnation, but is certainly no less valid and true to the character's roots then the tortured avenger, crying out for mommy and daddy. And besides, those Easter bunnies looked really scary, right?

Bat-Mite

Don't get me wrong, that was a cool fight and all, but it was strictly C-list!

Batman

I don't play favourites. Every criminal must be brought to justice.

Bat-Mite

But a hero is measured by the strength of his adversary. You're way better than Ten-Eye. The whole reason I've come back is I wanna see the ultimate face-off!

Batman

Your obsession with me is flattering, Bat-Mite, but it's not healthy.

Bat-Mite

Just look at them go!

They really bring out the best in each other, don't they? (to Batmite) Who are you supposed to be?

Bat-Mite

I'm with Batman, and you are?

Harley Quinn.

Bat-Mite

Such a pretty name!

Bat-Mite

Don't worry, Batman! I'll save you!

No powers! You promised!

You can't use your powers, but Batman didn't say you couldn't give them to him!

He's got a point!

Bat-Mite

Oops...

Joker

(glowing) I don't know what just happened... BUT I LIKE IT! (laughs maniacally)

Ambush Bug

You have to stop this, Bat-Mite.

Bat-Mite

Ambush Bug? You're a pretty obscure hero even for this show!

Bat-Mite

Well, it's not a total fail. At least I'll finally get the realistic, super-dramatic storytelling I've been wanting.

Ambush Bug

(teleporting in) Ah, not so fast, babe. You forgot you're a fictional character too.

Bat-Mite

Yeah, and? (gasps) Wait... you mean...?

Ambush Bug

'Fraid so. See, there's no room for a silly character like Bat-Mite in a dark show like this. You didn't just end The Brave and the Bold - you ended yourself too. Adios, partner. (teleports away)

Bat-Mite

No! It can't end this way! It can't! (starts fading away himself, bit by bit) Huh. I guess it can. That's all, folks.