Booster Gold quotes from Batman: The Brave and the Bold

Booster Gold

Skeets, old buddy, you know what I got to do?

Skeets

I know what you should do, sir.

Booster Gold

I gotta team up with Batman!

Skeets

Or that.

Batman

How did you track me here?

Booster Gold

In the 25th century, the Batcave's a historical attraction. With a roller coaster. In 400 years or so, I'm gonna hurk right up there.

Now, Booster Gold, riddle me this: what creature is on four legs in the morning, two in the afternoon, and three in the evening?

Booster Gold

A nine-legged unicorn!

Booster Gold

Pancakes! Square dancing! You don't bury survivors!

I do love this show.

Booster Gold

No thanks necessary. It's just a great feeling to know that, when Batman needs help, Booster Gold's at the top of his speed-dial.

Batman

You weren't the first one I called.

Booster Gold

Number two's not bad.

Batman

You weren't the second, either.

Booster Gold

As long as you called.

Skeets

You called him, sir.

Batman

I think you know the way out.

Skeets

We should go before he sics the dog on us again.

Booster Gold

I don't get it. If we want to fix the future, why didn't we travel to just before I showed up before, then, tell me not to visit Ted?

Batman

That would just create another dangerous time paradox.

Booster Gold

Or, better yet, go back to just before I left to come here to stop me then.

Batman

That's not how time travel works.

Booster Gold

Wait a minute. What about visiting my mother before I was born? And...

Batman

Look, I'm not going to explain the intricacies of time travel to a man without a library card.

Batman

You never said you and Booster were friends.

It never came up.

Batman

A consummate professional like you friends with a dilettante like Booster?

You're both my friends, okay? You're more of a work friend, and Booster is more a fun friend.

Batman

What's more fun than fighting crime?

Booster Gold

Ooh, he's got you there.

Batman

Boom Tubes. Dimensional portals used by the forces of Apokolips.

Then adventure calls.

Let's get down there so you punks can see a real hero in action.

Ice

The Greeks must be stopped!

Booster Gold

Got to text my publicist. Skeets! How many p's in "impending"?

Skeets

One, sir.

Fire

Is this suit too short for world-saving?

Blue Beetle

Umm, I wonder if it's short enough?

Martian Manhunter

And what's bothering you, Booster?

Booster Gold

For your information, I had to send Skeets to cancel my much-anticipated appearance on The Jack Ryder Show tonight. Who's gonna push my brand-new line of Booster Gold menswear. Now you could definitely use a hipper look. Here's a coupon for 15% off at all participating stores.

Martian Manhunter

Thank you, but I'll pass.

Fifteen percent off, you say? By Poseidon, those savings are outrageous!