Joker quotes from Batman: The Brave and the Bold

Joker

Tsk, tsk, tsk, Batman. Our game was so simple. Brooding hero, dashing devil-may care villain. I strap you to a drill press, you lock me in a rubber room, and it's fits and giggles till Aunt Fannie comes home.

Joker

We'll make the bestest team ever! Joker and Batman! [Batman frowns] Fine, Batman and Joker. Take top billing, but why is it always me compromising for the sake of the act?

Joker

(after killing Batman) I can't believe it. He's... he's actually gone. Let's take a moment to reflect on the passing of a man who was more then just another do-gooder in tights. He was the best arch-nemesis a sociopath could ask for. (falls silent) Okay, let's do it again!

Green Arrow

Now hustle. We don't have much time. Move it, team.

Joker

Yoo hoo. Hero boys! Forget someone?

No!

Guys, you gotta help me! Way back, I whacked a guy for a job, and now that guy's son is back for revenge! That guy's son is Batman!

What's funny?

Joker

You're saying we owe Batman's existence to you? That’s a killer!

So it's your fault Batman's always on our backs!

No guys, wait--

Joker

Oh yeah, almost forgot about you.

Bat-Mite

Don't worry, Batman! I'll save you!

No powers! You promised!

You can't use your powers, but Batman didn't say you couldn't give them to him!

He's got a point!

Bat-Mite

Oops...

Joker

(glowing) I don't know what just happened... BUT I LIKE IT! (laughs maniacally)

Batman

This caravan of chaos is making an unexpected stop. At Arkham Asylum.

Joker

Batsy! It's really you! Nice entrance, but you're plumb out of time.

Batman

There's always time for justice.

Yes, if each of us takes of a different hero, it's a whole new game. Advantage: us.

Joker

Dibs on the swimsuit model!

A mere mortal for a change. But that leaves Cheetah with...

The Man of Steel? Ha! Steel or flesh, no man can resist the claws of this cat.

The Joker!

Joker

Well, it ain't Helen of Troy! [laughs]

No man sets foot on Paradise Island, let alone an insane psychopath.

Joker

I am what I am, Wonder Wench. And you're about to be ancient history!

Attention, all sentient beings in the known galaxy. It is I, Lex Luthor.

And I, the Cheetah, in the adorable fur.

Joker

And last but never least, me, the Mountebank of Menace, the Lord of Laughs, the Clown Prince... (Lex knocks him down)

Joker.