If ever someone led a worry-free life, it's you, Bruce Wayne.
S1 E65The Worry Men
Tell me, Alfred: what's an ancient Mayan witch doctor doing on a Gotham skyscraper?
This isn't one of those Riddler questions, is it?
No, but it's just as confusing.
[As Batman attempts to escape from his guillotine]
Oh, you're a clever one! But I will not be denied! As the great Lewis Carroll said: "One, two, one, two, and through and through the vorpal blade went snicker-snack! He left it dead, and with its head, he went galumphing back!"
[Freed from his mind control, the Mad Hatter's jaguar gang turn on him]
Stop!
SShaman
Yes, stop. Leave him to the police.
Thank you. Thank you, you generous, forgiving, [draws a gun from his hat] noble fool!
I must say, after all the Hatter put him through, that fellow showed remarkable restraint.
When everything was said and done, all the shaman really wanted was to go home. In fact, I hear he even sent the Hatter a farewell gift.
[The Hatter is seen tossing and turning in bed in Arkham]
Something to ensure that Jervis Tetch only dreams of a good honest life from now on.
[A Batman doll is revealed from under the Hatter's pillow]
S2 E1Sideshow
You know, there's something the brains back at the joint didn't think about.
PGPrison Guard
Yeah, what's that?
Crocodile's got the strongest jaws of any animal around. [bites his handcuffs in half]
PGPrison Guard
[spits the coffee out of his mouth and pins Croc with the shotgun] Get back!
[Batman arrives with his shadow. Goliath wakes up and Batman covers Goliath's mouth by calming him down]
Calm down, I won't hurt you. I'm just looking for someone: half man, half crocodile. [Goliath looks over worriedly] He's in there, isn't he?
GGoliath
[Pushes Batman to the cage] No! Stay away! [Holds him against it] He's one of us. Croc, run!
[Kicks Goliath into the stomach] I don't wanna hurt you.
GGoliath
Don't worry, you won't. [Hits Batman with the big punch and Batman and Goliath starts fighting]
[Comes out of the house] You. [Gives Batman a spear]
Richard, help!
RRichard
Quickly, quickly! [Opens the cage] In there.
Ha! Who's the freak now, Bats?
Who is he?
A nutcase in a mask, he's the one who put me in the tank.
Don't listen to him. His name's Killer Croc, he's dangerous.
[Bangs hard on Batman] QUIET! Don't think you're gonna fool my friends, do ya? They know my story, I'm one of them.
RRichard
Yes. And his chains speaks more eloquently than any words of yours.
Listen to me, he's an escaped convict a cold-blooded killer.
[Shoves Batman to the cage wall] I said shut up!
MJMay & June
What he said, it's not true, is it? You're being square with us, aren't you, Croc?
'Course I am. I ain't the one attacked big boy in his sleep, am I?
What are we gonna do?
Get rid of him. [Walks to the farm house wall]
RRichard
What do you mean?
[Grabs a pitch fork to kill Batman] If he gets loose, he'll bring em' all down on us. No one safe, the bat's gotta go.
It's your last hunt, Bats, and now you're the prey. [Threatens Batman to kill him with a pitch fork] Hahahahahaha...
[Holds Croc on his leg] Croc, no! Don't do this.
MJMay & June
You can't! It's not right.
I can and I will! [Continues to threat Batman]
GGoliath
[Grabs a pitch fork from him] No killing! [Breaks a pitch fork in half]
(to Goliath) Why, you dirty...? [Jumps on him] Stay out of this! [Points at Batman] This is between me and the bat.
MJMay & June
[Goes near the cage] But, you can't kill him. He's still a human being.
(to May & June) Who are you calling human?
[Inverts his outfit] Oh, Croc.
RIRichard III
[Picks up the broken pitch fork stick] Alas! I fear that the chameleon has shown his true colors. I think you should to leave, my friend, we had enough of these shenanigans.
(looks at Batman and to Billy) [Attempts to use the 3 bat-smokes out of bat utility belt] Well, kid, looks like we're gonna have to postpone a little swim.
WATCH OUT!
[Killer Croc stuns them with a bat smoke] Hey! [They coughs and lies down to the ground]
(to Batman) The bigger they are, eh, Bats? [Batman looks at him]
Why, Croc? Why'd you turn on us like that? We could have helped you, we could have done something.
You said you can be yourself out here, remember? Well, I guess that's what I was doing - being myself.
S2 E2A Bullet For Bullock
Let's get something straight from the get-go. I think you're a freak and a menace, and those are your good points. But the commish says you serve a purpose, so I go along.
I appreciate your honesty. What's the problem?
Somebody's got it in for me. Tried to give me a fender massage last night. It ain't the first time. Last week too.
Any suspects?
So many, they could have their own zip code. I've put a lot of guys away, and they hate me for it. Looks like one of them hates me enough to do something about it.
Why me? Why not just go to the department?
I step on a lot of toes. I don't want Internal Affairs looking at me too close. They might find some things I don't want found.
Are you on the take?
Watch it, freak! I never took a dime from nobody! I just bend the rules a little sometimes, you understand. We're not all that different.
We're on the same side, but we're not the same. I'll help you find out who's after you, but you've got to collar them clean.
We are speaking of the same person, are we not? Harvey Bullock? The detective who looks like an unmade bed?
The same.
He came to you for help? It must be serious.
MMontoya
Bullock? You okay? You don't look so good. I mean, you never look good, but today you look worse.
After fifteen years working in this cesspool, I'd like to see how good you look!
[In the Batmobile]
Nice starship you got here. What's this for? [points towards a button]
Passenger ejector seat.
By the way, I still think you're a freak, but... thanks.
S2 E3Trial
Basic fifty-fifty option. You get him off, you both go free. He goes down, you take the fall with him.
Amusing idea, what? Kidnapping you to be Batman's attorney?
Personally, I suggested a quick slug between the eyes... but I lost the coin toss.
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