Jekko quotes from Batman: The Animated Series ... TV Quotes Database

How can I get to be a great magician like you, Jekko?

?"Jekko"

Well, there are three steps! Step one: run away. Step two: find a magician with a great act. And step three: steal it.

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[on TV, reporting about the Mayor's missing son] The Mayor declined, however, to confirm that his son Jordan was missing.

?"Jekko"

Missing?

It's me, Jekko. I ran away.

?"Jekko"

You did WHAT?!?

I want to be a magician, like you.

?"Jekko"

Why, you... [laughs] Well, kid, you got step one right. Come on in. I've been thinking about a protege.

[Batman is trapped inside a tank filled with water, complete with a straitjacket and leg restraints]

?"Jekko"

For your viewing pleasure, we present... the infamous water tank trap! The great Houdini survived such a test. Dare we demand less of the Batman?

I don't like this, Jekko.

?"Jekko"

Quiet, kid, it's a free ticket.

[Batman manages to free the sleeves of the jacket]

[clapping] He did it! He got free!

?"Jekko"

They don't make straitjackets like they used to. I should know.

[Batman wriggles out of the jacket and undoes the leg restraints, but struggles to break the glass]

He can't get out! What's the trick?

?"Jekko"

That's just it! THERE IS NO TRICK!

No! He'll drown!

[Jordan grabs an axe and strikes the side of the tank to try and free Batman, but "Jekko" takes the axe away]

J"Jekko"/Joker

That's why they call it a finale! [throws down the axe and discards his Jekko the Clown mask] Now sit down and enjoy the show!

Jekko quotes from Batman: The Animated Series