[After Sakaki wins the Nekokoneko.]
Wow, you totally killed that Nekokoneko! You hunter! You crazy sniper, you!
[in tears] It's not dead... It's not dead...
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
[The Morning After the Night Before, Nyamo style]
That was interesting, but I'm a little confused. what did you mean by.... [the soundtrack goes silent as Chiyo mimes out certain very odd sexual references]
What? Chiyo, who told you about that?
You did
[The other girls walk in, Sakaki blushes awkwardly, and the other three bow in deep respect.]
Thank you very much, sensei!
That was very informative.
[worshipfully] I'm so proud of you, Coach.
WHAT THE HELL DID I DO?
[The girls wonder who would marry a man like Kimura.]
I bet if she married Kimura she has a really bad personality.
On the contrary! I hear that Kimura's wife is so sweet and gentle that she is willing to put up with that!
[awestruck] Is she some kind of angel?
[Tomo, Yumi, Yukari and Chiyo look up as the background turns white and watches Kimura's Wife fly around as an angel.]
There will be lots of cute cats and dogs in the Cafe... and they're all dead. [The other girls groan.]
I'm Kagura! The fact that I'm 156 centimeters tall has nothing to do with the Culture Fest!
I'm, Sakaki... [The on-screen picture indicates that Sakaki is 174 cm tall, an unusual height for a Japanese girl]
KKimura
IT'S REALLY, REALLY CUTE!
Listen up! I'm tired of just being an English teacher, so today I'm teaching you kids Math!
YYomi
Math, huh?
[Yukari leafs through the Math textbook, can't find a lesson she understands, and screams.]
We're doing P.E.! Everybody outside.
We're playing soccer!
YYomi
Sure, but do you even know the rules?
I'm Nakata! [a player on Japan's national team -- the dub uses American women's international Mia Hamm.]
YYomi
What?
My position is Nakata!
[ecstatic at having scored] GOAL! GOAL! GOOOOAL!
YYomi
Sensei, that was our goal.
Actually, I'm a spy for the other team.
YYomi
Whatever.
Hey, does Chiyo-chan...
Huh?
...Still believe in Santa Claus?
Well, should I ask her?
[Tomo Walks over to Chiyo]]
Chiyo-Chan, are you one of those people that still believes in Santa Claus?
I know that Santa is my father.
Santa... is her father?
[Sakaki's imagination overwhelms her and we get to see the results.]
CCChiyo-chichi
Merry Krismasu!
Yay! My father is Santa!
CCChiyo-chichi
Yes. The government pays me to deliver presents to all the children in Japan!
Amazing!
CCChiyo-chichi
And I can fly at Mach 100!
Amazing, amazing!
Now, if we accept that Santa doesn't exist -- do reindeer exist?
[after a bout of explosive laughter] This girl believes in reindeer! [Continues laughing, the other girls gasp.]
YYomi
Reindeer do exist.
I think that when Christmas time comes...
Yes?
There's a red-nosed reindeer. That's mean. "Your shining nose is useful in the fog..." The way he said it doesn't help at all. If you tell a bald man his head is useful in the dark, you'd get punched in the face. Santa Claus says such cruel things.
[Has no idea what Osaka is talking about.] Uh, yeah...
[Tomo tells Yukari about Yomi eating all you can eat snow crab]
In Hokkaido?! Snow Crab??!! ALL YOU CAN EAT???!!!
[crying] It was all Yomi. All Yomi.
YYomi
[To Tomo] You actually got her...
[Yukari slaps Yomi with a notebook]
[Tomo stands in front of a vending machine and buys a milk-tea]
[looking into the vending machine, which pours the tea with no cup] Oh, no! The cup! My-my milk tea!
[seconds later]
YYomi
[holding a cup of milk-tea] What the... two cups...?
[Tomo looks on in shock, then bawls and runs around in circles]
Chiyo-Chan's studying abroad! Amazing!
Amazing!
No... really...
Mm. She's gonna die.
Ahh!
Mm. You know, 'cause your family's rich and you're so tiny. [she suddenly grabs Chiyo by the pigtails] And you're easy to catch!
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