Yomi quotes from Azumanga Daioh

Hold on! Sakaki, your boobs are 8cm bigger than mine, so step back 8cm!

Kaorin

Hey! That's cheating!

YYomi

Eight centimeters...

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We're Team Yukari!

TYTomo & Yomi

[unenthusiastically] Yay.

Osaka

We're Team Sea Slug!

Chiyo & Kaorin: What?!

Chiyo

Osaka?

Kaorin

But sea slugs are so... [pause]

Osaka

Go Team Sea Slug!

Chiyo & Kaorin: [even less enthusiastically] Yay.

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Uh huh! Yomi's crazy flexible 'cause her body's made of almost nothing but fat!

YYomi

DOUBLE CHOP!

[Yomi hits Tomo over the back of the head]

YYomi

Quit being so damn RUDE!

[Tomo runs away, chased by Yomi]

Flabby! Hey, it jiggled!

YYomi

DOUBLE CHOP!

Ooow...

NNyamo

You two, quit messing around!

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[After they arrive at Chiyo's sumer home]

We're here!

[Yomi opens the door of the Yukari-mobile]

YYomi

We were watching.

[Osaka and Chiyo are trembling, visibly traumatized]

Osaka

We're not afraid of rollercoasters anymore...after this...you know...

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Listen up! I'm tired of just being an English teacher, so today I'm teaching you kids Math!

YYomi

Math, huh?

[Yukari leafs through the Math textbook, can't find a lesson she understands, and screams.]

We're doing P.E.! Everybody outside.

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We're playing soccer!

YYomi

Sure, but do you even know the rules?

I'm Nakata! [a player on Japan's national team -- the dub uses American women's international Mia Hamm.]

YYomi

What?

My position is Nakata!

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[ecstatic at having scored] GOAL! GOAL! GOOOOAL!

YYomi

Sensei, that was our goal.

Actually, I'm a spy for the other team.

YYomi

Whatever.

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Kagura

Now, if we accept that Santa doesn't exist -- do reindeer exist?

[after a bout of explosive laughter] This girl believes in reindeer! [Continues laughing, the other girls gasp.]

YYomi

Reindeer do exist.

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[Tomo tells Yukari about Yomi eating all you can eat snow crab]

In Hokkaido?! Snow Crab??!! ALL YOU CAN EAT???!!!

[crying] It was all Yomi. All Yomi.

YYomi

[To Tomo] You actually got her...

[Yukari slaps Yomi with a notebook]

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[Tomo stands in front of a vending machine and buys a milk-tea]

[looking into the vending machine, which pours the tea with no cup] Oh, no! The cup! My-my milk tea!

[seconds later]

YYomi

[holding a cup of milk-tea] What the... two cups...?

[Tomo looks on in shock, then bawls and runs around in circles]