Sakaki quotes from Azumanga Daioh

Sakaki

Excuse me, that thing we were talking about, where can I go to find a real cat?

A real cat? [He starts to glow, turning blue, purple and red.] Are you saying then that I am a fake cat?

Sakaki

I'm sorry please forgive me.

No, it is not that I am angry. I am not a fake. [He quickly glows red again and thrashes around in his chair] But do you mean to say that there are cats that are real AND ONES THAT ARE NOT?!

Sakaki

Are you sure you're not angry?

Osaka

Sakaki is absorbing something from you!

Chiyo

Sakaki, did you take my height?

Sakaki

Uh...no...

Chiyo

You took it, right? You took it, right? You took it, right?...Give it back!

Kagura

Wow, you totally killed that Nekokoneko! You hunter! You crazy sniper, you!

Sakaki

[in tears] It's not dead... It's not dead...

Kagura

I'm Kagura! The fact that I'm 156 centimeters tall has nothing to do with the Culture Fest!

Sakaki

I'm, Sakaki... [The on-screen picture indicates that Sakaki is 174 cm tall, an unusual height for a Japanese girl]

IT'S REALLY, REALLY CUTE!

Chiyo

I know that Santa is my father.

Sakaki

Santa... is her father?

Merry Krismasu!

Chiyo

Yay! My father is Santa!

Yes. The government pays me to deliver presents to all the children in Japan!

Chiyo

Amazing!

And I can fly at Mach 100!

Chiyo

Amazing, amazing!