A character in Azumanga Daioh
Tied for 7th most-quoted character in Azumanga Daioh: in 7 of its 55 quotes
Most scenes with: Tomo Takino (4), Yukari Tanizaki (3), Chiyo Mihama (2)
Several of the water pipes that run through my house have been leaking quite a bit lately.
Oh?
The rubber backing has probably grown very brittle and dried out. It tends to do that when it gets old you know.
Sure, I Guess so.
[long pause]
Have you grown brittle and dry...?
THAT'S IT, YOU'RE OUT OF HERE!
Uh huh! Yomi's crazy flexible 'cause her body's made of almost nothing but fat!
DOUBLE CHOP!
[Yomi hits Tomo over the back of the head]
Quit being so damn RUDE!
[Tomo runs away, chased by Yomi]
Flabby! Hey, it jiggled!
DOUBLE CHOP!
Ooow...
You two, quit messing around!
So, I'll take three and Yukari will take two.
Um... since Yukari-sensei's car looks a bit more spacious, why not put three people over there?
Isn't it better for fewer people to die? [The girls gasp.]
So, it's Nyamo's turn. Share some of your vast array of adult experiences.
[very uncomfortable] Well, I'm single too, so i really don't have any of those stories.
Darn.
You weren't single last year. [Nyamo shakes a little]
Oh, Ms. Kurosawa!
Tell me, how's it holding up?
Well the thing is...
Huh?
[cuts to Kagura and Mr. Kimura]
What is going on here!
Going on, what do you mean!
This is inexcusable!
Something wrong?
Yeah, this guy...
Oh, Ms. Kurosawa, I'm so glad you're here!
Okay!
Please talk some sense into your girls Ms. Kurosawa. I mean don't you find it rather odd? This is the swim team's booth and no one's in a swim suit!
Uh...
Ugh... okay, I'll let the swimsuits go.
Yes sir!
I think I'd like a glass of pool water!
Sir?
POOL WATER! AS IN WATER FROM THE POOL THAT YOU GIRLS HAVE BEEN SWIMMING IN!
WHAT! We don't have any of that!
[deep sigh]
[After Chiyo and Sakaki help everyone put their kimonos on.]
An adult being dressed by a child...
You don't know how to put one on either!
I thought for sure you'd be able to, Nyamo.
[to the group] Isn't strange that Ms. Kurosawa here, who can tie a man's necktie, cannot put on her own kimono?
You can tie a necktie?!
The story begins long ago, when Ms. Nyamo was madly in love. This she-beast here used to practice doing neckties using me as her guinea pig!
So what?!
Unfortunately, they broke up before she could show off her new skill. So her next ambition was-
[Nyamo starts fighting with her before she can finish her sentence]
[The Morning After the Night Before, Nyamo style]
That was interesting, but I'm a little confused. what did you mean by.... [the soundtrack goes silent as Chiyo mimes out certain very odd sexual references]
What? Chiyo, who told you about that?
You did
[The other girls walk in, Sakaki blushes awkwardly, and the other three bow in deep respect.]
Thank you very much, sensei!
That was very informative.
[worshipfully] I'm so proud of you, Coach.
WHAT THE HELL DID I DO?
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Azumanga Daioh · 55 quotes
