So, it's Nyamo's turn. Share some of your vast array of adult experiences.
[very uncomfortable] Well, I'm single too, so i really don't have any of those stories.
Darn.
You weren't single last year. [Nyamo shakes a little]
All S1
S1 E15Unfinished Business
Listen up, everyone! I have one word that I want to say to all of you. And that word is... FIRST PLACE!
Chiyo and Osaka: [lined up for the three-legged race] Let's do it!
[starting gun fires; the girls fall over]
Let's take our time and count our steps, okay?
Okay, nice and slow.
Chiyo and Osaka: One --! [they fall over again]
GGirl
Oh, Ms. Kurosawa!
Tell me, how's it holding up?
GGirl
Well the thing is...
Huh?
[cuts to Kagura and Mr. Kimura]
KMr. Kimura
What is going on here!
Going on, what do you mean!
KMr. Kimura
This is inexcusable!
Something wrong?
Yeah, this guy...
KMr. Kimura
Oh, Ms. Kurosawa, I'm so glad you're here!
Okay!
KMr. Kimura
Please talk some sense into your girls Ms. Kurosawa. I mean don't you find it rather odd? This is the swim team's booth and no one's in a swim suit!
KNKagura & Nyamo
Uh...
KMr. Kimura
Ugh... okay, I'll let the swimsuits go.
Yes sir!
KMr. Kimura
I think I'd like a glass of pool water!
Sir?
KMr. Kimura
POOL WATER! AS IN WATER FROM THE POOL THAT YOU GIRLS HAVE BEEN SWIMMING IN!
WHAT! We don't have any of that!
KMr. Kimura
[deep sigh]
Chiyo-chan, why are you flying?
I'm ten years old!
Excuse me, that thing we were talking about, where can I go to find a real cat?
CSChiyo's dad
A real cat? [He starts to glow, turning blue, purple and red.] Are you saying then that I am a fake cat?
I'm sorry please forgive me.
[He stops glowing.]
CSChiyo's dad
No, it is not that I am angry. I am not a fake. [He quickly glows red again and thrashes around in his chair] But do you mean to say that there are cats that are real AND ONES THAT ARE NOT?!
Are you sure you're not angry?
Sakaki is absorbing something from you!
Sakaki, did you take my height?
Uh...no...
You took it, right? You took it, right? You took it, right?...Give it back!
VIVA LA CLASS SHUFFLE!
[Sakaki walks over to a black cat, trying to pet it]
[leaping in front of Sakaki's face] STUPID FURBALL!!! [the cat runs away] [laughing] That was great!
[Sakaki slowly turns her head to face Kagura, her eyes hidden beneath her hair]
[after the two guess names of flowers by the sidewalk]
Hey, Sakaki. That just now; was that a contest?
[Sakaki looks at Kagura as if to say "no"]
[narrating] Whenever I go to school, sometimes Sakaki joins me on my walks because she lives in the neighborhood.
[Sakaki looks around and sees a kitty, then she chases after it without Chiyo noticing]
CCChiyo-chan
[Looks to where Sakaki was. Thinking to herself.] But sometimes she just disappears all of a sudden and I don't know where she went. It's a mystery....
Hey, what are you guys acting so cool for?
OKOsaka and Kagura
Huh?
Come on you two, say something back at her!
OKOsaka and Kagura
Huh? [Pointing to Tomo] Knucklehead.
[Pronouncing with "s"] Knuckleheads.
OKOsaka and Kagura
Oh. [To Yomi] Who you calling knucklehead?!
ECEntire Class
It's not here.
[camera cuts to Tomo, sitting wide-eyed; she drops her pencil]
[After Chiyo and Sakaki help everyone put their kimonos on.]
An adult being dressed by a child...
You don't know how to put one on either!
I thought for sure you'd be able to, Nyamo.
[to the group] Isn't strange that Ms. Kurosawa here, who can tie a man's necktie, cannot put on her own kimono?
You can tie a necktie?!
The story begins long ago, when Ms. Nyamo was madly in love. This she-beast here used to practice doing neckties using me as her guinea pig!
So what?!
Unfortunately, they broke up before she could show off her new skill. So her next ambition was-
[Nyamo starts fighting with her before she can finish her sentence]
When you think about it rationally, you don't really need turtles.
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