A character in Azumanga Daioh
Played by Houko Kuwashima
Azumanga Daioh · 55 quotes
5th most-quoted character in Azumanga Daioh: in 12 of its 55 quotes
Most scenes with: Tomo Takino (6), Osaka (3), Chiyo Mihama (3)
[Sakaki walks over to a black cat, trying to pet it]
Kagura[leaping in front of Sakaki's face] STUPID FURBALL!!! [the cat runs away] [laughing] That was great!
[Sakaki slowly turns her head to face Kagura, her eyes hidden beneath her hair]
[after the two guess names of flowers by the sidewalk]
KaguraHey, Sakaki. That just now; was that a contest?
[Sakaki looks at Kagura as if to say "no"]
Oh, Ms. Kurosawa!
Tell me, how's it holding up?
Well the thing is...
Huh?
[cuts to Kagura and Mr. Kimura]
What is going on here!
KaguraGoing on, what do you mean!
This is inexcusable!
Something wrong?
KaguraYeah, this guy...
Oh, Ms. Kurosawa, I'm so glad you're here!
Okay!
Please talk some sense into your girls Ms. Kurosawa. I mean don't you find it rather odd? This is the swim team's booth and no one's in a swim suit!
Uh...
Ugh... okay, I'll let the swimsuits go.
KaguraYes sir!
I think I'd like a glass of pool water!
KaguraSir?
POOL WATER! AS IN WATER FROM THE POOL THAT YOU GIRLS HAVE BEEN SWIMMING IN!
KaguraWHAT! We don't have any of that!
[deep sigh]
Hey, what are you guys acting so cool for?
Huh?
Come on you two, say something back at her!
Huh? [Pointing to Tomo] Knucklehead.
[Pronouncing with "s"] Knuckleheads.
Oh. [To Yomi] Who you calling knucklehead?!
[After Sakaki wins the Nekokoneko.]
KaguraWow, you totally killed that Nekokoneko! You hunter! You crazy sniper, you!
[in tears] It's not dead... It's not dead...
[The Morning After the Night Before, Nyamo style]
That was interesting, but I'm a little confused. what did you mean by.... [the soundtrack goes silent as Chiyo mimes out certain very odd sexual references]
What? Chiyo, who told you about that?
You did
[The other girls walk in, Sakaki blushes awkwardly, and the other three bow in deep respect.]
Thank you very much, sensei!
That was very informative.
Kagura[worshipfully] I'm so proud of you, Coach.
WHAT THE HELL DID I DO?
KaguraI'm Kagura! The fact that I'm 156 centimeters tall has nothing to do with the Culture Fest!
I'm, Sakaki... [The on-screen picture indicates that Sakaki is 174 cm tall, an unusual height for a Japanese girl]
IT'S REALLY, REALLY CUTE!
KaguraHey, does Chiyo-chan...
Huh?
Kagura...Still believe in Santa Claus?
Well, should I ask her?
[Tomo Walks over to Chiyo]]
Chiyo-Chan, are you one of those people that still believes in Santa Claus?
KaguraNow, if we accept that Santa doesn't exist -- do reindeer exist?
[after a bout of explosive laughter] This girl believes in reindeer! [Continues laughing, the other girls gasp.]
Reindeer do exist.
KaguraChiyo-Chan's studying abroad! Amazing!
Amazing!
No... really...
Mm. She's gonna die.
Ahh!
Mm. You know, 'cause your family's rich and you're so tiny. [she suddenly grabs Chiyo by the pigtails] And you're easy to catch!
Are you sure it's safe to leave that cat alone with Mr. Tadakichi? He might get eaten!
It's not a problem. Mr. Tadakachichi is much too big to --
Kagura[reading a guidebook] Iriomote cats have been known to kill and eat wild boars.
[panicked by this sudden revelation] We've got to hurry!
[Kagura picks up a desk.]
KaguraWould it be bad if I took one of the desks home?
Yes, it would be bad.
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