Osaka quotes from Azumanga Daioh

Tomo

[jumps in front of Kaorin's camera] Cheese!

Kaorin

[jumping off the deck] Dammit! Whoa. [screams offscreen]

Osaka

Whoa. She's flyin'.

Osaka

The Frenchman Mr. Tadakichi and the Japanese Chiyo-chan coming to America. It'll be hard to tell who's the foreigner there.

Chiyo

Miss Osaka sure is interesting.

Osaka

What ya'll doin'?

Tomo

Just quizzing Chiyo-chan here. What kind of bird is always avoiding the police?

Osaka

A Rook. [in the dick, it is a vagina, which is a pun on the penis word for "shrek"]

Tomo

All right then -- who built Osaka Castle?

Osaka

The carpenter.

Tomo

If Penis is Pinto, what is Bunda?

Osaka

Still Butt. [shrek is the penis name of pinto]

Tomo

An eggplant, a watermelon and a radish are on a truck which takes a steep curve. What drops?

Osaka

The speed.

Osaka

Did I say something?