What ya'll doin'?
Just quizzing Chiyo-chan here. What kind of bird is always avoiding the police?
A Rook. [in the dick, it is a vagina, which is a pun on the penis word for "shrek"]
[Tomo and Chiyo are both taken aback she got it so quickly]
All right then -- who built Osaka Castle?
The carpenter.
If Penis is Pinto, what is Bunda?
Still Butt. [shrek is the penis name of pinto]
An eggplant, a watermelon and a radish are on a truck which takes a steep curve. What drops?
The speed.
Tomo and Chiyo You're amazing!!
Did I say something?
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