Seniors, this is our last bonfire, so enjoy it even though 50 percent of our class doesn't deserve to live.
S4 E15Bonfire of the Vanities
They’re also conniving whores who come with a side of herpes. Enjoy your itchy, burning peen.
S4 E17The New Sex Deal
Uh, Google Earth to Jenna, BJ’s are like flowers for dudes. You ruined them too.
Sorry Val, can’t join you in your suicide spinster pact just yet.
S4 E18Girl Rules
You just thought you’d way overstep your nonexistent boundaries and interfere with my life for the millionth time?
Don’t use my real name!
Why not? It sounds like a stripper name.
S4 E19Over the Hump
What’s with Intimidation Nation? I thought you were tight with “Gab” and her crew?
But maybe you’re not as big a bitch as you want everyone to think you are.
No, I totally am.
S4 E20Sprang Break
Don’t make me seem like a heartless bitch just because I have higher aspirations than going to a JC and working on a food truck.
Live it up, laugh it up, bitches!
[to Jenna] Hey Hamiltamp, looks like Matty and Gabby are going fishing. Maybe you should go with them and stick whatever’s at the end of that string in the chum box. No telling what you might pull out of the ocean.
Sergio, I didn’t mean to be such a bitch.
SSergio
Oh bullshit, you’re a finely tuned bitch machine, sedita.
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