Jenna Hamilton quotes from Awkward

Jenna

[to Matty] I can’t go back.

Matty

Are you breaking up with me?

Jenna

No, we’re breaking up with each other because this must have happened for a reason and I can’t look at you and wonder if you still see me as the girl you fell in love with before this happened.

Matty

That’s why I think we should get back together. I still love you Jenna. I just don’t understand how we could be the way we were, and then shut it all off. So why not start over?

Jenna

I can’t.

Matty

If I can, you can.

Jenna

I can’t.

Matty

Why not?

Jenna

Because I don’t want to. I just need a break.

Sadie

[to Jenna] Colin is gonna leave you high and dry just like you did with Matty. What goes around comes around and karma’s a bitch.

Jenna

Is that why you’re broke and homeless?

Jenna

[to Matty] Thank you for being my hero.

Matty

It’s all I ever wanted to be.

Tamara

Who's auditioning for Teen Mom 3?

Jenna

I have no idea.

Tamara

Is it you? Luke sperminated and terminated you? I will just defer college and we'll raise this baby together in a non-sexual life partnership. No offense, you're not really my type. Now, what are we thinking for the nursery?

Jenna

He said I was a good person.

Lacey

That son of a bitch.

Tamara

Nice work. At least they didn't call the cops.

Jenna

My husband's going to be very upset when I don't come home with his vodka.

Tamara

[to Jenna] What would you know about a real relationship?

Jenna

What does that mean?

Tamara

You fuck up all your relationships.

Lacey

[to Jenna] What are you doing home? Is it over? Oh my God. Did prom burn down?

Jenna

No, just my night.