Sokka quotes from Avatar: The Last Airbender

Aang

I already have a picture of Fire Lord Ozai. And here's one that I made out of noodles!

Sokka

Impressive, I'll admit.

Katara

We're safe now Sokka, you can take off the moustache.

Sokka

Oh, no I can't. It's permantently glued to my skin.

Aang

I'm not ready to leave yet. I'm having fun for once, just being a normal kid. You don't know what it's like, Sokka. You get to be normal all the time.

Ha ha. (Sokka narrows his eyes at Toph)

Aang

Listen, guys, those kids are the future of the Fire Nation. If we want to change this place for the better, we need to show them a little of freedom.

Sokka

What could you possibly do for a country of depraved little fire monsters?

Aang

I'm gonna throw them... a secret dance party! (Aang does a silly little dance, and everybody stares at him)

Sokka

Well, I am a fan of secret rivers...Alright. We can stay one more day.

Aang

Yeah! Flameo, hotman.

Sokka

Flameo?

(grabs two gross-looking fish) Would you like the one-headed fish or the two-headed fish?

Sokka

...TWO HEADED! (they look at him) What? You get more for your money that way!

You know, you're (Katara) not so bad for a Waterbender.

Sokka

Yeah, you wouldn't mind keeping that a secret, would you?

No problem. Keeping my mouth shut is a speciality. But my brother, Xu on the other hand, oh, he's a blabbermouth! (Sokka slaps himself in the head)

Katara

So, Doc, you ready to clean this river?

No, ma'am. I'm gonna get my other brother, Bushi. He loves cleaning rivers! (takes off his first hat and reveals another hat beneath) All right, I'm Bushi! Let's get to some river cleaning!

Sokka

I got it! We'll take potty breaks, and eating breaks at the same time!

Ugh!

Sokka

Hey, it might be gross, but it's efficient.

Sokka

(referring to the bright stars overhead) Wow, this really makes you realise how insignificant we all are.

Meh, if you haven't seen anything before, you've seen it a thousand times.

Sokka

Oh, man! You've NEVER not seen anything like this before!.

Sokka's coming! (sits up excitedly then tries to look casual about it)

Sokka

Hey guys. How ya doin? (they all hug him)

Aang

Sokka!

You're back!

Katara

We missed you so much.

Aang

Say something funny!

Sokka

Funny how? (Aang and Katara start laughing) What's their deal?

(turns away trying to seem casual) I don't know. They missed you or something... (blushes) I didn't care.

Sokka

Thanks. That warms my heart.

Don't think of your sword as a weapon. Think of it as another part of your body.

Sokka

Like a second head?

More like an extra-long, really sharp arm.

Sokka

I'm not from the Fire Nation. I'm from the southern Water tribe. I lied so I can learn swordsmanship from you. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry too.

Katara

Do they have bathrooms in the spirit world?

Sokka

As a matter of fact, they do not.

Katara

You mean after all Roku and Sozin went through together, even after Roku showed him mercy, Sozin betrayed him like that?

It's like these people are born bad.

Aang

No, that's wrong. I don't think that was the point of what Roku showed me at all.

Sokka

Then what was the point?

Aang

Roku was just as much Fire Nation as Sozin was, right? If anything, their story proves anyone is capable of great good and great evil. Everyone, even the Fire Lord and the Fire Nation, have to be treated like they're worth giving a chance. And I think it was about friendships too.

Do you really think friendships can last more than one lifetime?

Aang

[Aang takes Toph's hand] I don't see why not.[Katara takes Toph's other]

Sokka

Well, scientifically speaking there's no way to prove that-

Katara

OH SOKKA JUST HOLD HANDS.

Sokka

Toph, when I was in town I found something you're not going to like (unfurls a wanted poster)

Well it sounds like a sheet of paper. But I guess you're referring to what's on the sheet of paper.

Sokka

It's a wanted poster, of you! They've nicknamed you "The Runaway"

A wanted poster! That's so great! "The Runaway"! I love my new nickname! Is there a picture of me? Does it look good?

Sokka

(looks at the poster) Well yeah, actually, it does look pretty good.

Katara

Where have you two been? Off scamming again?

Yes, we were.

Katara

Oh really? And you don't think this is dangerous at all?

No, I don't.

Katara

Well then, what's this? (brandishes the same wanted poster)

(seriously irritated) I don't know! I mean, seriously, what's with you people?! I'm blind!

Katara

We've already got some third eyed freak after us.

Sokka

Speaking of that third eyed freak, I think I've come up with a name for him. What do you guys think of (dramatic pause) Sparky Sparky Boom Man! (Everyone just stares) Just think about.

Aang

Sokka! Watch out! It's Sparky Sparky Boom Man!

Sokka

You know, I'm starting to think that name doesn't quite fit!