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“Chapter 2: The Headband”

In this episode: Aang (10), Sokka (6), Katara (5), Actor Zuko (2), Toph (2), Azula (1), Mai (1)

Great job with the cloud camo, but next time, let's disguise ourselves as the kinda cloud that knows how to keep its mouth shut!

(sarcastically) Yeah, we wouldn't want a bird to hear us chatting up there and turn us in.

(Hushed tone) Hey, we're in enemy territory. Those are enemy birds!

(One bird jumps on Sokka's head and caws, all laugh)

I don't know about this. These clothes belong to somebody...

I call the silk robe!

But if it's essential to our survival....I call the suit!

HHeadmaster

Thank you for coming, Mr. and Mrs...

Fire. Wang Fire. This is my wife Sapphire.

Sapphire Fire, nice to meet you.

HHeadmaster

Mr. and Mrs.... Fire, your son has been enrolled here for two days, and he's already causing problems. He's argued with his history teacher, disrupted music class, and roughed up my star pupil.

(in shock) My goodness, that doesn't sound like our Kuzon.

HHeadmaster

That's what would any mother could say, Ma'am, nonetheless you're forewarned. If he acts up one more, I'll have him sent to reform school [standing up for emphasis]! By which I mean the coal mines. Are we clear?

Don't you worry, Mr. Headmaster! I'll straighten the boy up with something fierce. (in a fierce tone) YOUNG MAN, AS SOON AS WE GET HOME, YOU'RE GONNA GET THE PUNISHMENT OF A LIFETIME!

HHeadmaster

That's what I like to hear.

[Aang, Katara, and Sokka leave; with Sokka walking in a manly-like manner]

Orange is such an awful color.

You're so beautiful when you hate the world.

I don't hate you.

I don't hate you, too.

I hear you've been to see Uncle Fatso in the prison tower.

That guard told you, didn't he?

No, you did. Just now.

I already have a picture of Fire Lord Ozai. And here's one that I made out of noodles!

Impressive, I'll admit.

We're safe now Sokka, you can take off the moustache.

Oh, no I can't. It's permantently glued to my skin.

Sokka (wearing his fake mustache): That's it! No more school for you, young man! (strokes his mustache)

I'm not ready to leave yet. I'm having fun for once, just being a normal kid. You don't know what it's like, Sokka. You get to be normal all the time.

Ha ha. (Sokka narrows his eyes at Toph)

Listen, guys, those kids are the future of the Fire Nation. If we want to change this place for the better, we need to show them a little of freedom.

What could you possibly do for a country of depraved little fire monsters?

I'm gonna throw them... a secret dance party! (Aang does a silly little dance, and everybody stares at him)

Sokka (adult voice): Go to your room!

Aang holds his hand out to Katara, inviting her to dance.

(looks away nervously) Oh, I don't know, Aang, these shoes aren't really right for dancing, and I'm not sure I know how to--

Take my hand.

(grinning) Okay.

[Aang and Katara are dancing together.]

Aang, everyone's watching.

Don't worry about them. (grins) It's just you and me right now.

KMrs. Kwan

Do you have a name, or shall we just call you Mannerless Colony Slob?

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