This isn't something we should make a habit of doing.
TToph
Why? Because it's fun? And you hate fun?
I don't hate fun. (puts Momo on her head) See? Fun!
(Momo slides off Katara's head)
Toph, when I was in town I found something you're not going to like (unfurls a wanted poster)
TToph
Well it sounds like a sheet of paper. But I guess you're referring to what's on the sheet of paper.
It's a wanted poster, of you! They've nicknamed you "The Runaway"
TToph
A wanted poster! That's so great! "The Runaway"! I love my new nickname! Is there a picture of me? Does it look good?
(looks at the poster) Well yeah, actually, it does look pretty good.
(Later in the episode)
Where have you two been? Off scamming again?
TToph
Yes, we were.
Oh really? And you don't think this is dangerous at all?
TToph
No, I don't.
Well then, what's this? (brandishes the same wanted poster)
TToph
(seriously irritated) I don't know! I mean, seriously, what's with you people?! I'm blind!
We've already got some third eyed freak after us.
Speaking of that third eyed freak, I think I've come up with a name for him. What do you guys think of (dramatic pause) Sparky Sparky Boom Man! (Everyone just stares) Just think about.
[after being attacked by Combustion Man]
Sokka! Watch out! It's Sparky Sparky Boom Man!
You know, I'm starting to think that name doesn't quite fit!
Hey, I've got it, the perfect name for that guy. "Combustion Man"!
TToph
Good job, Sokka. Now let's get out of here before Combustion Man catches us!
See? It fits so well!
(Aang blindfolded. Sokka comes up from behind, running.)
(screams) SNEAK ATTACK!
(hits Sokka with a rock) Sokka, sneak attacks doesn't work if you yell it out loud.
(Toph and Katara in cage)
TToph
Wait a minute, it's a trap!
(sarcastically) Really? No kidding! Is that why we're trapped in a wooden cage right now? Gee, I wonder how you figured out it was a trap!
TToph
Not for us, Katara. We're the bait. He wants Aang!
Ugh! I can't believe I was so stupid! See, this is exactly why I'm against these scams, I knew this would happen!
TToph
...But it was your idea.
I know. I wanted to show you I'm not so motherly. That I can have fun too.
TToph
Katara, you are fun, if nothing else, you're at least fun to argue with.
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