Suki quotes from Avatar: The Last Airbender

Katara

Doesn't it seem kind of weird that we're hiding from the Firelord in his own house?

Zuko

I told you, my family hasn't come here since we were actually happy, and that was a long time ago. It's the last place anyone would think to look for us.

Sokka

You guys are not gonna believe this... there's a play about us!

Suki

We were just in town and we saw this poster! [reveals poster about the play]

Katara

What? How is that possible?

Sokka

Listen to this: "The Boy In The Iceberg is a new production from acclaimed playwright Pu-On Tim, who scoured the globe gathering information on the Avatar, from the icy South Pole to the heart of Ba Sing Se. His sources include singing nomads, pirates, prisoners of war, and a surprisingly knowledgeable merchant of cabbage."

Suki

"Brought to you by the critically acclaimed Ember Island Players.

Zuko

Ugh. My mother used to take us to see them. They butchered "Love Amongst the Dragons" every year!

Katara

Sokka, do you really think it's a good idea for us to attend a play about ourselves?

Sokka

Come on, a day at the theater! This is the kind of wacky time-wasting nonsense I've been missing!

Sokka

[straining at his bonds] Who are you? Where are the men who ambushed us?

Suki

There were no men. We ambushed you. Now tell us, who are you and what are you doing here?

Sokka

Wait! There's no way a bunch of girls took us down.

Suki

A bunch of girls, huh? The unagi's gonna eat well tonight.

Katara

No, don't hurt him! He didn't mean it. My brother is just an idiot sometimes.

Sokka

It's so hard to lose someone you care about. Something happened at the North Pole and I couldn't protect someone. I don't want anything like that to ever happen again.

Suki

I lost someone I cared about. He didn't die. He just went away. I only had a few days to get to know him, but he was smart and brave and funny...

Sokka

(suspiciously) Who is this guy? Is he taller than me?

Suki

(deadpan) No. He's about your height.

Sokka

Is he better-looking?

Suki

It is you, stupid!

Sokka

Oh.

(thinking that Suki is Sokka) Oh, Sokka! You saved me! (kisses Suki on the cheek]

Suki

Um, actually, it's me.

Oh.... well, heh heh. You can go ahead and let me drown now.

Sokka

Suki, you know about giant sea monsters, do something!

Suki

Just because I live near the Unagi doesn't mean I'm an expert.

Sokka

[picks up Momo and offers it to the Sea Serpent] Oh great and powerful sea serpent, please accept this humble and tasty offering. Thank You.

Katara

Sokka!

Sokka

Oh, good. You guys have met.

Suki

Actually, we met a long time ago.

Zuko

We did?

Suki

Yeah. You kind of burned down my village. (pause)

Zuko

Oh, I'm sorry about that. Nice to see you again.

Suki

Sorry, Warden. You're my prisoner now. I've got the warden. Now, let's get out of here. (Hakoda, Sokka, Zuko, and Chit Zang arrive, breathless)

Chief Hakoda

That's some girl.

Sokka

Tell me about it.

Sokka

You guys are not gonna believe this... there's a play about us!

Suki

We were just in town and we saw this poster! [reveals poster about the play]

Katara

What? How is that possible?

Sokka

Listen to this: "The Boy In The Iceberg is a production of acclaimed playwright Pu-On Tim. We scoured the globe gathering information about the Avatar, from the icy South Pole to the heart of Ba Sing Se. Sources include singing nomads, pirates, prisoners of war, and a surprisingly knowledgeable merchant of cabbage."

Zuko

So far, this intermission is the best part of the play.

Sokka

Apparently, the playwright thinks I'm an idiot who tells bad jokes about meat all the time.

Suki

Yeah. You tell bad jokes about plenty of other topics.

Sokka

I know!

Aang

At least the Sokka actor kinda looks like you. But that woman playing the Avatar doesn't resemble me at all!

I don't know. You are more in touch with your feminine side than most guys.

Katara

Relax, Aang. They're not accurate portrayals. It's not like I'm a preachy crybaby who can't resist giving over-emotional speeches about hope all the time.

Katara

What?

Aang

Yeah... that's not you at all.

Suki

It seems every time there's a big battle you guys barely make it out alive. I mean, you guys lose a lot.

Sokka

You're one to talk Suki. Didn't Azula take you captive? That's right, she did! (Suki narrows her eyes)

Sokka

I'm just saying.

Zuko

That... Wasn't a good play.

Aang

I'll say.

Katara

No kidding.

Suki

Horrible.

You said it.

Sokka

But the effects were decent.

Sokka

I guess that's it. (He stands up and stretches) The play's caught up to the present now.

Suki

Wait. (she tugs on Sokka's shirt and drags him back down to his seat) The play's not over.

Sokka

But it is over. (He puts his hand on his chin in deep thought) Unless... (Camera zooms in on his face, his face lights up mysteriously and spooky music being to play) this is the future?

Suki

But wait! How do you all know each other?

All old people know each other, don't you know that?

We're all part of the same ancient secret society, a group that transcends the divisions of the Four Nations.

Zuko

The Order of the White Lotus.

That's the one!

Suki

It's weird to say, but the comet actually looks beautiful.

Too bad the Fire Lord's about to use it to destroy the world.

Sokka

Go, Aang! Airbending slice! (makes chopping action)

Suki

Shouldn't we help him?

Sokka

(thinks about it for a second and gets serious) The Fire Lord is Aang's fight. We need to stop those airships from destroying the Earth Kingdom.

(as Sokka moves to look out the window towards the airships behind him) And how do we do that, Captain Boomerang? I can't see outside this giant hunk of metal.

Sokka

(turns back to the others gleefully, making another chopping motion) Airship slice!!